josebach wrote: Homeless wrote:
Huge tracts of land! her cup runneth over.
That guy feeling her up is a perv and should be prosecuted for that crap.
The guy that was feeling her up is gay, so apparently it's ok. My wife made me watch the E! fashion show discussing the Golden Globes and they mentioned it. Dammit, why didn't I think of that when I was single? It's ok for me to feel you up, sweetie. I'm gay. What's that giant bulge in my pants, you say? Uh, that's my... uh... *takes off running*.
Wait a minute. I just made the connection, Knapplc...
Apparently, I'm a little slow today.
The guy feeling her up is Isaac Mizrahi or something like that. He's a flaming fashion designer (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Anyhow, you do learn a lot of these things through marriage. For instance, I learned that Scarlett was upset about it, and said that she would've slapped him if he wasn't gay.
Anyhow, Scarlett was looking freakin' spectacular... I can't believe she's only 21.