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10 rules for being human

Postby Flockers » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:04 pm

Stupid StumbleUpon is consuming my life!

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."

4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.

6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10. You will forget all this.

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Re: 10 rules for being human

Postby Redskins Win » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:12 pm

Flockers wrote:10. You will forget all this.

http://www.bluinc.com/free/human10.htm


What was this about? What'd you say?
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Postby HskrPwr13 » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:25 pm

Interesting read: I disagree with no.7 though. If I dont like someone because of the things they do: rape, murder, no remorse, general a-hole, then they must be reflective of things that I do or want to do?

I agree with no.10. ;-)
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Re: 10 rules for being human

Postby hastur » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:25 pm

Flockers wrote:Stupid StumbleUpon is consuming my life!
http://www.bluinc.com/free/human10.htm


You didn't start the "Stumbleupon" addiction because of me mentioning it last week, did you?


I feel like a dirty street corner dealer now.... :~( :-)
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Wrong Forum!

Postby WebHamster » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:41 pm

Oh what crap! I really should lock this down!
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Re: 10 rules for being human

Postby knapplc » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:55 pm

hastur wrote:
Flockers wrote:Stupid StumbleUpon is consuming my life!
http://www.bluinc.com/free/human10.htm


You didn't start the "Stumbleupon" addiction because of me mentioning it last week, did you?


I feel like a dirty street corner dealer now.... :~( :-)

That's why I installed it, and man is it addictive!! I think I was stumbling for two hours last night. That's taking away from my Tankstime something fierce!!!
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby portisfan24 » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:55 pm

WebHamster wrote:Oh what crap! I really should lock this down!


Tough luck Hammy :-b
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby Roseman » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:01 pm

WebHamster wrote:Oh what crap! I really should lock this down!


You are just mad because you are nothing but a head.
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby gogogadget » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:05 pm

WebHamster wrote:Oh what crap! I really should lock this down!


Don't worry, the ten rules for being a virtual hamster should be coming out soon!
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Postby MadScott » Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:36 pm

Don't taunt the Hammy! If he has to come off the course, it won't be pleasant.

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