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Postby MadScott » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:37 pm

Just got this from the wife in an email. Not sure how to take it yet.


Do the Math

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver,
who
cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto
the
shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out
is
window and gave the woman the finger.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure
I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
every
day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females
have
seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females
carry
weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so
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Postby moonhead » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:40 pm

yeah. women. they need a break. and a good man.

hey don't look at me! i'm not nominating myself.
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Postby gogogadget » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:41 pm

lmao. Does give you something to think about. 8-o
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:42 pm

Women shouldn't be driving.
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Postby jayday » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:43 pm

LOL....that was good MadScott ;-D
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Postby Homeless » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:45 pm

LOL. Women are all nuts! Theyre chemical factories on legs.
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Postby MadScott » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:49 pm

BrutallyHuge wrote:Women shouldn't be driving.


Homeless wrote:LOL. Women are all nuts! Theyre chemical factories on legs.


Those are probably two of the funniest responses that I've seen. :-b ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:50 pm

... and none of our wives post here, which is why all of the responses above were written. ;-D
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Postby PACKman1144 » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:52 pm

BrutallyHuge wrote:Women shouldn't be driving.

:-b

HAHA perfect.
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:52 pm

I've posted this before, but here we go again!

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Cuz she's a woman!
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