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Postby juniorvarsity33 » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:46 pm

Peyton Manning, after living a full and somewhat-successful life, passed away.

When he got to heaven, God showed him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This Peyton, my son, is your house for eternity" said God. "This is very special. Not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 4 story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk and a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Seahawks flag. And a blue towel in every window.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what's your question, Peyton?"

"Well, why does Matt Hasselbeck get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Matt's house.....

IT'S MINE!!!

AHHHHHHH! I LOVE IT! :-b
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Postby Guttpuppy » Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:10 pm

Old joke, different name...

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Postby Warhawk » Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:11 pm

Started as a Favre/Vikings joke, actually.
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