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25 people not to invite to your superbowl party

Postby moonhead » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:18 pm

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Postby Bravos of Steel » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:20 pm

haha nice find moony ;-D
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Postby skibrett15 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:30 pm

Classic. Would that I could bring headphones and a radio. I don't own one.
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Postby jayday » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:32 pm

LOL...nice

I like these ones

11. Guy who says, "He’s gonna score," every time a five-yard gain occurs.
Easy there hombre. There are players who aren’t on the screen.

25. Guy who makes everyone who doesn’t care about football uncomfortable by telling someone else’s kid to shut up when they are running around the house screaming.
This will probably be your friend ... and it might be you. Take a tip from ClayNation and during a commercial break flash a $100 bill at the kids. Then go outside and hide a $5 bill in the most difficult place imaginable. Then tell the kids it was a hundred and whomever finds it gets to keep it. An hour later when someone finds the five, say, "Someone else must have hid that. My hundred is still out there."

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Postby skibrett15 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Or you could flash a 20 and hide a 1.
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Postby UTLonghorns » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:45 pm

I like 11, with Jayday.

Thats pretty funny stuff.
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Postby Matthias » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:19 pm

i found the list to be pretty hack-ish. it would be ok if someone here had posted it for chuckles, but getting paid to write that? ugh.
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Postby eaglesrule » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:33 pm

i like the comment on the foregin guest.

I am so SICK of europeans deriding our "football"

They are completely different games, yet they harp on it.

Or when they deride the fact that they wear pads and rugby players don't. Again they are misinformaed. I bet some of those rugby players would have soiled themselves at the site of reggie white bearing down on them.
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Postby mysticphysh » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:40 pm

eaglesrule wrote:i like the comment on the foregin guest.

I am so SICK of europeans deriding our "football"

They are completely different games, yet they harp on it.

Or when they deride the fact that they wear pads and rugby players don't. Again they are misinformaed. I bet some of those rugby players would have soiled themselves at the site of reggie white bearing down on them.


What makes me sick is that fact that the past 2 halftimes were/are headlined by British, Paul McCartney and the Stones. Both admitted they don't even follow american football. I like both of their music, but that's just sacrilege...
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Postby jayday » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:02 pm

mysticphysh wrote:
eaglesrule wrote:i like the comment on the foregin guest.

I am so SICK of europeans deriding our "football"

They are completely different games, yet they harp on it.

Or when they deride the fact that they wear pads and rugby players don't. Again they are misinformaed. I bet some of those rugby players would have soiled themselves at the site of reggie white bearing down on them.


What makes me sick is that fact that the past 2 halftimes were/are headlined by British, Paul McCartney and the Stones. Both admitted they don't even follow american football. I like both of their music, but that's just sacrilege...

And this year, we're in Detroit.....MOTOWN! And we get The Stones? :-?

Don't get me wrong, I like the Stones, but they can play anywhere....they should'e got some Motown this year ;-D
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