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Postby DbacksAllTheWay » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:09 pm

Hello fellow cafe members,
I am currently working for an AFL team and the qaurterback has requested I come up with a good handshake for us, he blamed last weeks loss on it becuase I didn't have one. Does anybody have any good ideas? thanks
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Postby UTLonghorns » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:13 pm

I had one with one of my old 7th grade buddies. It was pretty hip. Cannot remember it though, suprisingly.
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Postby RocketsDWM » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:15 pm

See if you can find a video of Manny Ramirez and Kevin Millar - they had some original handshakes
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Postby terpfan » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:29 pm

My highschool graduating class had one, I have no idea how to explain it though. :-?
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Re: Bench Kid-QB Handshake

Postby TN_Titans_05 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:30 pm

DbacksAllTheWay wrote:Hello fellow cafe members,
I am currently working for an AFL team and the qaurterback has requested I come up with a good handshake for us, he blamed last weeks loss on it becuase I didn't have one. Does anybody have any good ideas? thanks


Is this a serious post?? Blaming the loss on not having a friggen handshake.....I guess thats why he plays in the AFL. :-?
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Postby Lushcrush » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:43 pm

Approach the "handshake receiver" and act as though you're transfering hot charcoal briquettes into his outstretched hands. He at first attempts to bond with the briquettes, then comes to his senses and in a smelter like fashion drops the briquettes between you.
You both warm your hands on the resultant heat and spin Olympically away and then go out and do something that results in a TD.
Sweet ... ;-D
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Postby DbacksAllTheWay » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:44 pm

I am in complete seriousness with this, the qb is sherdrick bonner of the az rattlers
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Postby awwchrist » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:49 pm

Lushcrush wrote:Approach the "handshake receiver" and act as though you're transfering hot charcoal briquettes into his outstretched hands. He at first attempts to bond with the briquettes, then comes to his senses and in a smelter like fashion drops the briquettes between you.
You both warm your hands on the resultant heat and spin Olympically away and then go out and do something that results in a TD.
Sweet ... ;-D


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Postby Lushcrush » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:49 pm

DbacksAllTheWay wrote:I am in complete seriousness with this, the qb is sherdrick bonner of the az rattlers

So am I ... just do it.
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Postby DbacksAllTheWay » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:55 pm

I am not the receiver, I am the benchkid and I don't get exactly what you are saying.
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