I have way too many to just post 1, but here goes:
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!
Two? Man, there are SO MANY, from so many movies. I'll just focus on one then. See if you can guess which movie...
LD: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
DC: Why do you have to be like this?
LD: 'Cause I'm a guy. I have pride.
CF: You're not a guy.
LD: I am.
CF: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man.
This is one long, quotable moviefrom start to finish.