Two? Man, there are SO MANY, from so many movies. I'll just focus on one then. See if you can guess which movie...
LD: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
DC: Why do you have to be like this?
LD: 'Cause I'm a guy. I have pride.
CF: You're not a guy.
LD: I am.
CF: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man
This is one long, quotable movie
from start to finish.