flotsamnjetsam wrote:[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]
Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I'll have what she's having.
When Harry Met Sally.
The "Older Woman Customer" was Rob Reiners Mom. To this day there is a little plaque on the table in that NY Deli that says "Where Harry Met Sally"
Here's a few from one of my favorite comedies of all-time: Better Off Dead
Dad: “I know it's bacon! What have you done to it?”
Mom: “You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon... so I boiled it!”
Charles: “Suicide is never the answer, little trooper!”
Mom: “You see, it's got, uh, ... raisins in it! You like raisins!”
Lane: “My grandmother dropped acid, and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins!”
Charles: “I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!”
Charles: “Girls'll get sterile just looking at you!”
Charles: “Buck up, little camper!”
Man: “Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that!”
Charles: “I think I froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!”
Charles: “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”
Lane: “Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.”
Kid: “I want my two dollars!”
Ricky: “You would be wise to do as mother says!”
Charles: “It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this monster egg-nog my brother makes with lighter fluid!”
Charles: “And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know? Really!”
Lane: “I can't have breakfast today, mom, I got tryouts today. I got a nervous stomach. I don't want to throw up on the chairlift again, had to buy that guy a new hat last time.”
Lane: “I'll be as bad as my neighbor, Ricky Smith. He sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray! I gotta do it!”
Charles: “He snorts nasal spray? You know where I can score some?”
I love that movie and I WILL own the Camaro Lane owned in the movie.
you forgot "You that Meyers boy? you look pretty stupid to me" from when he gets the burger job