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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:05 am

flotsamnjetsam wrote:[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]
Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I'll have what she's having.

When Harry Met Sally.

The "Older Woman Customer" was Rob Reiners Mom. To this day there is a little plaque on the table in that NY Deli that says "Where Harry Met Sally"


Here's a few from one of my favorite comedies of all-time: Better Off Dead


Quote #1

Dad: “I know it's bacon! What have you done to it?”
Mom: “You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon... so I boiled it!”


Quote #2

Charles: “Suicide is never the answer, little trooper!”


Quote #3

Mom: “You see, it's got, uh, ... raisins in it! You like raisins!”


Quote #4

Lane: “My grandmother dropped acid, and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins!”


Quote #5

Charles: “I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!”


Quote #6

Charles: “Girls'll get sterile just looking at you!”


Quote #7

Charles: “Buck up, little camper!”


Quote #8

Man: “Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that!”


Quote #9

Charles: “I think I froze the left half of my brain! Look! I can't move my right arm!”


Quote #10

Charles: “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”


Quote #11

Lane: “Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.”


Quote #12

Kid: “I want my two dollars!”


Quote #13

Ricky: “You would be wise to do as mother says!”


Quote #14

Charles: “It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this monster egg-nog my brother makes with lighter fluid!”


Quote #15

Charles: “And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know? Really!”


Quote #16

Lane: “I can't have breakfast today, mom, I got tryouts today. I got a nervous stomach. I don't want to throw up on the chairlift again, had to buy that guy a new hat last time.”


Quote #17

Lane: “I'll be as bad as my neighbor, Ricky Smith. He sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray! I gotta do it!”
Charles: “He snorts nasal spray? You know where I can score some?”




I love that movie and I WILL own the Camaro Lane owned in the movie. ;-D


you forgot "You that Meyers boy? you look pretty stupid to me" from when he gets the burger job
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:10 am

The Balanced Man wrote:Blazing Saddles:

Hey, where all the white women at?


god that's a great one. History of the World part 1 has some great quotes too.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082517/quotes
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:14 am

what about "You're the man now dog"?
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Postby knapplc » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:24 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:what about "You're the man now dog"?

"That's not exactly a soup question, now is it?"











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Postby Tiki » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:49 am

MadScott wrote:[url=http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/naked_gun/beaver.wav]Frank: Nice Beaver.
Jane: Thank you... I just had it stuffed.
Frank: Here...let me help you with that.[/url]
Haha! What's that from? I reconize it. :-b
Keep it lit.
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:58 am

Tiki wrote:
MadScott wrote:[url=http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/naked_gun/beaver.wav]Frank: Nice Beaver.
Jane: Thank you... I just had it stuffed.
Frank: Here...let me help you with that.[/url]
Haha! What's that from? I reconize it. :-b


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Postby knapplc » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:01 pm

Lady and Gentlemen, I give you... Forrest Gump:

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!


Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunk a' s6!t who you are, pus ball! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your a$$ on the bus, you're in the army now!


Bubba: My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?
Forrest Gump: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.


Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Where are you boys from in the world?
Forrest Gump, Bubba: Alabama, sir!
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: You twins?
Forrest Gump: Uh, no... we are not relations, sir.


Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.


Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!



Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Forrest Gump: Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant:
...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump: Yes, drill sergeant!


Man on Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Man on Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.


Forrest Gump: I'm sorry I got in a fight and spoiled your Black Panther party.


Forrest Gump: That's all I have to say about that.
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Postby moonhead » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:32 pm

blazing saddles:

they said you was hung.?
sherrif: they was right!
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Postby maddog60 » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:40 pm

While we're on quotable Mel Brooks, how about some Robin Hood:

Robin: "Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

Blinkin: "Your father gave it to me. He said it was the key to the greatest treasure in all the land. Can I keep it?"

Prince John: "Such an unusual name, 'Latrine.' How did your family come by it?"
Latrine: "We changed it in the 9th century."
Prince John: "You mean you changed it TO 'Latrine'?"
Latrine: "Yeah. Used to be 'Sh*thouse.'"
Prince John: "It's a good change. That's a good change!"
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Postby josebach » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:49 pm

Wait. You dropped your phoney dog pooh.
What phoney dog pooh?
Souvenirs. Novelties. Party tricks. :-b
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