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Postby The_Captain » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:53 pm

Some from another of my favorite movies - <b>"Stripes"</b>

<b>John Winger:</b> We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.


<b>John Winger:</b> [to the soldiers in his platoon] We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.

<b>John Winger:</b> C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.

<b>Psycho:</b> The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
<b>Leon:</b> Ooooooh.
<b>Psycho:</b> You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
SGT Hulka: Lighten up, Francis!

Edited to add the best part of the Francis quote - thanks knapplc!
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Postby knapplc » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:55 pm

You forgot the best part of that Psycho quote:

SGT Hulka: Lighten up, Francis!
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Postby creamdoorthirtyniner » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:58 pm

Austin Powers, Ladies and Gentleman:

Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!

Vanessa Kensington: Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this suspicious feeling about Miss Fagina. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous. I'm sorry.
Austin Powers: No, don't be sorry, baby. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her.
Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ?
Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant, did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No, only sailors wear condoms baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin.
Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.

Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
[guard starts dipping mechanism]
Dr. Evil: Close the tank!
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.

Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

Casino Dealer: 17.
Number Two: Hit me.
Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir.
Number Two: I like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] :21. Very good, sir.
[to Austin]
Casino Dealer: :5.
Austin Powers: I'll stay.
Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
Austin Powers: I also like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Austin Powers: Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby.

Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet]
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

Austin Powers: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little sh!t! They were insolent!

Best Quote ever :-b :

Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
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Postby MadScott » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:54 am

Some more faves:

Ghostbuster--Dr. Peter Venkman:
Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

T2--The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

Blazing Saddles--
Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Taggart: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

Probably the best bad ass line of all time:

Dirty Harry--Harry Callahan:
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
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Postby The_Captain » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:59 pm

One of my favorite lines from <b>Good Will Hunting</b>

<b>Will:</b> Do you like apples?
<b>Clark:</b> Yeah.
<b>Will:</b> Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
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Postby terpfan » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:24 am

moonhead wrote:blazing saddles:

they said you was hung.?
sherrif: they was right!


Ah thats a great movie.

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:28 am

The_Captain wrote:One of my favorite lines from <b>Good Will Hunting</b>

<b>Will:</b> Do you like apples?
<b>Clark:</b> Yeah.
<b>Will:</b> Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?


One of my favorites there. Great movie.
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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:30 am

The_Captain wrote:One of my favorite lines from <b>Good Will Hunting</b>

<b>Will:</b> Do you like apples?
<b>Clark:</b> Yeah.
<b>Will:</b> Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?


Great movie but it was hard to sit through the Boston accents. :-t
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Postby CC » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:31 am

Just watched Office Space today, too many memorable quotes:

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.


Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.


Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!


Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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Postby jayday » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:18 am

It's a fairly recent movie, so it's hard to say if some of its quotes will stand the test of time, but I find myself quoting it all the time...Anchorman :-B

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

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Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? For the last time, Burgundy will read whatever you put up there.

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Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

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Ron Burgundy: You're a smelly pirate hooker.

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Ron Burgundy: Great Odin's raven! Hammer of Thor! Holy Lincoln's Mullet! Grandfather Jonathan's corn cob pipe! Knights of Columbus! By the beard of Zeus!


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[Ron bribes the announcer]
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy

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