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Postby moonhead » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:20 am

smells like bigfoot's dick!
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Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:06 am

Two of mine...

Scarface: "Come say 'hello' to my little friend!"
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Silence of the Lambs (paraphrase): "We must stop meeting like this, Clarice. People will say we're in love."
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Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:38 am

And a favorite Clint Eastwood quote...

UNFORGIVEN
Little Bill : "You just shot an unarmed man!"
Will Munny :[b] "Well he should have armed himself,
if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." [/b]
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Postby The_Dude » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:03 am

Long overdue... a more complete list of Lebowski quotes...

Do you see what happens Larry?


Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling; there are rules!


Dude: He's a pacifist like me. Smokey was a conscientious objector.
Walter: I once dabbled in pacifism - not in Nam of course.


The ringer cannot appear empty.


You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.


The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.


The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f___ are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the f___ are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


The Dude: Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey: I'm not...
Walter Sobchak: A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, he's your partner...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a sh__ about the rules? Mark it zero!


The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That f___ing b____...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f___ up, Donny!
V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!


The Dude: You brought the f___in' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f___ing beer. He's not taking your f___ing turn, Dude.


Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f___ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f___ you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s___ with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f___ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f___s with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.


The Dude: Jesus, man, could you change the channel?
Cab Driver: F___ you man. If you don't like my f___in' music get your own f___in' cab!
The Dude: I had a rough...
Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your ass out!
The Dude: Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the f___in' Eagles, man!


The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.


Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your c___ for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.


The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an a-hole.
Walter Sobchak: All right then.


The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw s___, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?


Jackie Treehorn: Refill?
The Dude: Does the Pope s___ in the woods?
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Postby Azrael » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:28 pm

Nilmerf wrote:"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."


G,B, & U! ;-D Most of Eastwood's westerns and Dirty Harry's have some of the best lines ever.

"Go ahead, make my day" has got to be one of the best lines ever.

Earp from Tombstone: "You tell 'em I'm comin' and Hell's comin' with me"

Holliday from Tombstone: "I'll be your huckleberry".
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Postby Pete123444 » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:48 pm

"You're a hooker?!? Damn, I thought I was just doing great with you!"

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Postby stomperrob » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:22 am

Well, the napalm quote from Apocalypse Now has already been used so I'll go with one of my other faves.

Robin Williams in The Fisher King: "There's 3 things in this world that you need: respect for all kinds of life; a nice bowel movement on a regular basis; and a navy blazer".
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Postby moonhead » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:14 pm

one of the best quotes ever.

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
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