flotsamnjetsam wrote:He's on the radio with Dan Patrick right now trying to explain why he was the biggest bust of all time.
He said that the Chargers didn't help by giving him all that money.
What an idiot.
This is now my new life goal:
Step 1: Somehow BS an organization into giving me millions of dollars to do something I apparently actually stink at.
Step 2: Screw up the Gravy Train with the force of a cosmic Tsunami.
Step 3: Stew for a few years.
Step 4: Somehow Convince ANOTHER Organization (this one an "Institute of Higher Learning" no less) that I would be a good choice to INSTRUCT YOUNG PEOPLE in the thing that I, apparently, stink at.
F**k Powerball, this idea Cannot Miss.