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Postby Alkaholik » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:16 pm

maddog60 wrote:So long as before he start coaching, the head coach informs his players as such:

"Do the exact opposite of everything he says."


Great move, you get the same knowledge as doing the opposite of what he says as if you hired a high paying coach...why not pay a tiny bit of $$ to the most unlucky, piece of crap QB in football and just tell your players to do opposite...save a boatload
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Postby The_Captain » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:02 pm

VaderFin wrote:There is a West Texas A & M?


Located in Canyon, TX (I had to look it up) which is centered between Amarillo and Lubbock. Out in the middle of no-mans land west Texas. And for those of you who have been throuh west Texas you know what I'm talking about. The man took a job in the bowls of hell.
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Postby onnestabe » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:20 pm

The_Captain wrote:
VaderFin wrote:There is a West Texas A & M?


Located in Canyon, TX (I had to look it up) which is centered between Amarillo and Lubbock. Out in the middle of no-mans land west Texas. And for those of you who have been throuh west Texas you know what I'm talking about. The man took a job in the bowls of hell.


Then I predict that this job will either end in Leaf's firing or his being eaten by coyotes :-b
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Postby PACKman1144 » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:51 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:he cant be as bad of a coach as he was a bust and a player. he actually could be ok because it isnt like hes controlling the entire offense.


I agree. He was an awful NFL player but had a lot of success in college. Some of that should carry over into his coaching for sure.
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:02 pm

onnestabe wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
VaderFin wrote:There is a West Texas A & M?


Located in Canyon, TX (I had to look it up) which is centered between Amarillo and Lubbock. Out in the middle of no-mans land west Texas. And for those of you who have been throuh west Texas you know what I'm talking about. The man took a job in the bowls of hell.


Then I predict that this job will either end in Leaf's firing or his being eaten by coyotes :-b


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2:1 ------------------------ depression-enduced suicide after being fired from West Texas
5:1 ------------------------ stampeded by cattle
9:1 ------------------------ pummeled to death in Celebrity Bust Boxing by Akili Smith
17:1 ----------------------- caught in some horrible oil fire
260000000000000000:1 - heart attack received from elation of coaching a winning season
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Postby Wizzle » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:02 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:
onnestabe wrote:
The_Captain wrote:
VaderFin wrote:There is a West Texas A & M?


Located in Canyon, TX (I had to look it up) which is centered between Amarillo and Lubbock. Out in the middle of no-mans land west Texas. And for those of you who have been throuh west Texas you know what I'm talking about. The man took a job in the bowls of hell.


Then I predict that this job will either end in Leaf's firing or his being eaten by coyotes :-b


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Betting odds on cause of death:

2:1 ------------------------ depression-enduced suicide after being fired from West Texas
5:1 ------------------------ stampeded by cattle
9:1 ------------------------ pummeled to death in Celebrity Bust Boxing by Akili Smith
17:1 ----------------------- caught in some horrible oil fire
<b>260000000000000000:1 - heart attack received from elation of coaching a winning season</b>


I've got $1 on this one.
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Postby maddog60 » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:18 pm

Wizzle wrote:I've got $1 on this one.


Waste of money man. I wonder what the odds are on his players turning on him and burying him in the wilderness?
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:21 pm

maddog60 wrote:
Wizzle wrote:I've got $1 on this one.


Waste of money man. I wonder what the odds are on his players turning on him and burying him in the wilderness?


1:2. If you bet a dollar on that and you are correct, you still owe me a dollar.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:18 pm

This is one way for West Texas A & M (did I get that right?) to get some publicity, that's for sure. I can hear the head coach saying it now, "Shut up Ryan...Shut up Ryan...SHUT UP RYAN!!!"
I think the guy got enough chances to screw up his football career. I feel bad, for HIM, that someone gave him yet another opportunity.
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:52 pm

I found this very funny:

NFL | Leaf may be hired to analyze the NFL Draft
Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:46:41 -0800

The New York Post reports the NFL Network, which for the first time will provide counter-coverage to ESPN's presentation of the NFL Draft April 29, is interested in having former NFL QB Ryan Leaf, the 1998 No. 2 pick, as part of its draft show, an NFL Network spokesman confirmed.
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