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Postby knapplc » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:23 am

WALNUT CREEK, Calif. - A 21-year-old woman had her throat slashed and was stabbed twice after she turned down a marriage proposal from a neighbor, authorities said.
The Concord woman was in stable condition and was expected to survive the weekend attack, spokesman Jimmy Lee of the Contra Costa County Sheriff's Department said Monday.
The woman attended a party in Walnut Creek on Saturday night with suspect Leonardo Nava, who then drove her to his cousin's house in Byron in remote Contra Costa County, where he got out of the car and proposed and stabbed her after she turned down his offer, authorities said.
Nava then allegedly pushed the woman into a drainage ditch and fled with his cousin, authorities said. Nava was still being sought Monday.
The woman survived the attack by playing dead, Lee said. She was able to crawl out of the ditch and walk to a nearby house to call for help.
Lee said the two were neighbors, but did not know each other well.

How much could he really have loved her? What a freak this guy is!
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Postby WickedSmaat » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:37 am

He's obviously not that smart :-? But then again, he sounds like a nice guy, why would she turn him down ;-7
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:44 am

WickedSmaat wrote:He's obviously not that smart :-? But then again, he sounds like a nice guy, why would she turn him down ;-7


Yeah I mean c'mon the dude has so much going for him other than the fact that he's terrible at commiting murder he might just turn out to be a wonderful father.
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Postby onnestabe » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:51 am

You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case? ;-7
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Postby knapplc » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:53 am

onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case? ;-7

Technically speaking, I never proposed to my wife. We just started planning the marriage and at some point I gave her a ring.
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Postby josebach » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:57 am

The way I proposed, I'm glad my wife didn't have a knife. I gave her a plastic three carrot ring that looks just like this drawing:

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The expression on her face was priceless. She was like "What the f***?" :-b

I started laughing and then I broke out the real ring. It was really funny.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:18 am

What a psycho. Was he embarrassed because she declined in front of his cousin or something? What a punk. Lock him up! :-#
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:28 am

knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case? ;-7

Technically speaking, I never proposed to my wife. We just started planning the marriage and at some point I gave her a ring.


I had a feeling you were a romantic. ;-7
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Postby dream_017 » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:35 am

onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case? ;-7


Good think my wife didn't carry a knife when I proposed. She had no idea I was going to do it, so when I did, she hit me. It all worked out well though ;-D
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Postby onnestabe » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:37 am

dream_017 wrote:
onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case? ;-7


Good think my wife didn't carry a knife when I proposed. She had no idea I was going to do it, so when I did, she hit me. It all worked out well though ;-D


My fiance didn't know either...she must have asked "are you joking?" like three times before she said yes!!
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