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by **knapplc** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:38 am

flotsamnjetsam wrote:
knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case?

Technically speaking, I never proposed to my wife. We just started planning the marriage and at some point I gave her a ring.

I had a feeling you were a romantic.

Actually, it was very romantic. We knew very early on that we were in a long-term relationship. We had discussions about marriage, kids, future lives, etc starting about two months into dating. From there the conversation just kept developing until it was just a foregone conclusion that we were going to get married. It was really a great time.

by **Omaha Red Sox** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:58 pm

knapplc wrote:
flotsamnjetsam wrote:
knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case?

Technically speaking, I never proposed to my wife. We just started planning the marriage and at some point I gave her a ring.

I had a feeling you were a romantic.

Actually, it was very romantic. We knew very early on that we were in a long-term relationship. We had discussions about marriage, kids, future lives, etc starting about two months into dating. From there the conversation just kept developing until it was just a foregone conclusion that we were going to get married. It was really a great time.

by **MadScott** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:56 pm

josebach wrote:The way I proposed, I'm glad my wife didn't have a knife. I gave her a plastic three carrot ring that looks just like this drawing:

The expression on her face was priceless. She was like "What the f***?"

I started laughing and then I broke out the real ring. It was really funny.

That's awesome man!

by **sPoRtZsTuD2318** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:01 pm

Wow, what a freak, who would do something like that..

Then NOT EVEN KILL HER!!

I'm happy for the woman, smart move to fake dead while in a ditch and crawl to a neighbor's house..

If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

:-t

by **knapplc** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:03 pm

sPoRtZsTuD2318 wrote:If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

Oh yes you would. Who are you kidding? It's not like you're getting any as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers, after all. ;-)

by **sPoRtZsTuD2318** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:09 pm

knapplc wrote:
sPoRtZsTuD2318 wrote:If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

Oh yes you would. Who are you kidding? It's not like you're getting any as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers, after all.

Dude, I would think the woman was some kind of zombie, seriously. That's just sick.. I don't know how she survived..

by **HskrPwr13** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:18 pm

knapplc wrote:
sPoRtZsTuD2318 wrote:If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

Oh yes you would. Who are you kidding? It's not like you're getting any as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers, after all.

"So, do you ever get freeky with that thing?"