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Postby knapplc » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:38 am

flotsamnjetsam wrote:
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onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case? ;-7

Technically speaking, I never proposed to my wife. We just started planning the marriage and at some point I gave her a ring.


I had a feeling you were a romantic. ;-7

Actually, it was very romantic. We knew very early on that we were in a long-term relationship. We had discussions about marriage, kids, future lives, etc starting about two months into dating. From there the conversation just kept developing until it was just a foregone conclusion that we were going to get married. It was really a great time.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:58 pm

knapplc wrote:
flotsamnjetsam wrote:
knapplc wrote:
onnestabe wrote:You mean all you married guys didn't carry a knife with you when you proposed just in case? ;-7

Technically speaking, I never proposed to my wife. We just started planning the marriage and at some point I gave her a ring.


I had a feeling you were a romantic. ;-7

Actually, it was very romantic. We knew very early on that we were in a long-term relationship. We had discussions about marriage, kids, future lives, etc starting about two months into dating. From there the conversation just kept developing until it was just a foregone conclusion that we were going to get married. It was really a great time.


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Postby MadScott » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:56 pm

josebach wrote:The way I proposed, I'm glad my wife didn't have a knife. I gave her a plastic three carrot ring that looks just like this drawing:

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The expression on her face was priceless. She was like "What the f***?" :-b

I started laughing and then I broke out the real ring. It was really funny.
;-D That's awesome man!
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Postby sPoRtZsTuD2318 » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:01 pm

Wow, what a freak, who would do something like that..

Then NOT EVEN KILL HER!!

I'm happy for the woman, smart move to fake dead while in a ditch and crawl to a neighbor's house..

If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

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Postby knapplc » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:03 pm

sPoRtZsTuD2318 wrote:If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

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Oh yes you would. Who are you kidding? It's not like you're getting any as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers, after all. ;-)

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Postby sPoRtZsTuD2318 » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:09 pm

knapplc wrote:
sPoRtZsTuD2318 wrote:If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

:-t

Oh yes you would. Who are you kidding? It's not like you're getting any as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers, after all. ;-)

:-D


Dude, I would think the woman was some kind of zombie, seriously. That's just sick.. I don't know how she survived..
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Postby HskrPwr13 » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:18 pm

knapplc wrote:
sPoRtZsTuD2318 wrote:If I saw a Woman with a huge hole in her chest and throat with blood gashing out, I would freak out and call the cops, and wouldn't even let her in..

:-t

Oh yes you would. Who are you kidding? It's not like you're getting any as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers, after all. ;-)

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Postby UTLonghorns » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:45 pm

Good God, that is ridicoulous.
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Postby terpfan » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:24 pm

Amazing that she survived...
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Postby knapplc » Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:31 pm

terpfan wrote:Amazing that she survived...

Maybe the guy just doesn't know how to use a knife? :-?
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