what a waste of money.
Go find you a hot woman in a regular bar. you can take her home, drink without paying too much, and slobber on Breasts that 100 other guys haven't (at least since she last had a bath anyway). If you want her to dance with her clothes off you can get her to do it at the end of your bed.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.