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Postby mysticphysh » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:14 pm

Somebody needs to take his "bling" away from him. He hasn't earned the money he used to buy it yet. :-P

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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:16 pm

Serves him right for wasting his money like that. ;-7
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Postby moonhead » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:27 pm

bling. strippers. booze at said strip club. all a waste of money.
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Postby Roseman » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:44 pm

Suck it up Duce!!!

That is the risk you take when you leave the house!!!
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Postby houstonherdfan » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:28 pm

what a waste of money.

Go find you a hot woman in a regular bar. you can take her home, drink without paying too much, and slobber on Breasts that 100 other guys haven't (at least since she last had a bath anyway). If you want her to dance with her clothes off you can get her to do it at the end of your bed.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:36 am

Turns out he was lying!

Steelers | Staley changes his story
Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:24:06 -0800

Joe Bendel, of the Tribune-Review, reports Pittsburgh Steelers RB Duce Staley has changed his story and is no longer claiming he was robbed. In an incident report given early Saturday morning, Feb. 11, Staley told investigators from the Richland County sheriff's department that he was grabbed around the throat and assaulted, causing him to lose two earrings and a bracelet worth a total of $100,000. Wednesday, Feb. 15, Staley offered an altered version. "I wasn't robbed, and I had my two earrings. I lost my bracelet, that's all. I had to file a police report in order to have it replaced by my insurance company."
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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:24 am

Geez, what a doof! :-B Can't you get arrested for filing a false police report? Do these guys ever learn??? :*)
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Postby mysticphysh » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:18 pm

Maurice Clarrett would be proud... :-b
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Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:20 pm

mysticphysh wrote:Maurice Clarrett would be proud... :-b


very true, very true.
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Postby Kensat30 » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:50 pm

This just in Duce has been signed by the Bronco's on a vet minimum contract with a $5 million dollar incentive if he rushes for 2000 yards this season.
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