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Postby WickedSmaat » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:03 pm

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WickedSmaat wrote:That's crazy. And RW, I think you may have lost your marbles with the cheerleader girl :-b ;-7

this is how distraught I was. I was like wow I just a marble out of my nose.
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Oh man, I love that picture. I just busted a gut :-B :-B
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:03 pm

knapplc wrote:You are unstoppable with that Photoshop, aren't you?

Thats how I roll
WickedSmaat wrote:Oh man, I love that picture. I just busted a gut :-B :-B

Yeah that picture gets me everytime. You can just feel his pain.
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Postby UTLonghorns » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:38 pm

Haha. I think RW's Story is more intriging.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:31 pm

Doctor says, "Sneeze regularly". I'm amazed that the nail finally came out. If it was in there that long, you think it would have just lodged itself someplace and stayed put. The human body is amazing.
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Postby Bravos of Steel » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:22 pm

both very very interesting stories haha
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Postby lmcjaho » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:36 am

RW - when my little brother was 3 he had a habit of sticking things up his nose and he stuck a rock up there one day and it didn't come back. He told my mom but of course she didn't believe him at first.

Fast forward 4 or 5 years and he's having all kinds of sinus issues - infections, nosebleeds for no reason, etc... So the docs eventually do an X-ray and lo and behold, there's this foreign object stuck in his upper nasal passage, messing everything up.

A nasty surgery later and he had himself this little rock souvenir to remind him not to stick sht up his nose anymore...
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:22 am

lmcjaho wrote:RW - when my little brother was 3 he had a habit of sticking things up his nose and he stuck a rock up there one day and it didn't come back. He told my mom but of course she didn't believe him at first.

Fast forward 4 or 5 years and he's having all kinds of sinus issues - infections, nosebleeds for no reason, etc... So the docs eventually do an X-ray and lo and behold, there's this foreign object stuck in his upper nasal passage, messing everything up.

A nasty surgery later and he had himself this little rock souvenir to remind him not to stick sht up his nose anymore...


Should I be worried if my little boy can't keep his finger out of there?
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Postby WickedSmaat » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:49 am

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lmcjaho wrote:RW - when my little brother was 3 he had a habit of sticking things up his nose and he stuck a rock up there one day and it didn't come back. He told my mom but of course she didn't believe him at first.

Fast forward 4 or 5 years and he's having all kinds of sinus issues - infections, nosebleeds for no reason, etc... So the docs eventually do an X-ray and lo and behold, there's this foreign object stuck in his upper nasal passage, messing everything up.

A nasty surgery later and he had himself this little rock souvenir to remind him not to stick sht up his nose anymore...


Should I be worried if my little boy can't keep his finger out of there?


After those two nose stories, I would be worried :-o
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Postby knapplc » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:45 am

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lmcjaho wrote:RW - when my little brother was 3 he had a habit of sticking things up his nose and he stuck a rock up there one day and it didn't come back. He told my mom but of course she didn't believe him at first.

Fast forward 4 or 5 years and he's having all kinds of sinus issues - infections, nosebleeds for no reason, etc... So the docs eventually do an X-ray and lo and behold, there's this foreign object stuck in his upper nasal passage, messing everything up.

A nasty surgery later and he had himself this little rock souvenir to remind him not to stick sht up his nose anymore...


Should I be worried if my little boy can't keep his finger out of there?

He could be lost inside his own nose for years. You'd better stop him! O:-)
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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:49 am

"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there..."

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