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Postby VaderFin » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:57 pm

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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:58 pm

I should save that as my desktop haha.....mmmmmmmm "did you say steak?"
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Postby moonhead » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:59 pm

TN_Titans_05 wrote:
moonhead wrote:i still have one marinating.

i should cook it now.


While your drunk? Dont screw it up!


it's natural state. don't you worry.
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Postby TN_Titans_05 » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:00 am

moonhead wrote:
TN_Titans_05 wrote:
moonhead wrote:i still have one marinating.

i should cook it now.


While your drunk? Dont screw it up!


it's natural state. don't you worry.


In that case you may want to make two..... ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:06 am

Ok, that link was screwed up for some reason. I can read the article, but I refresh and it goes back to that poor prosthetic leg girl. Anyway, here's the article, no link this time.

Man Allegedly Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose 1 hour, 54 minutes ago



TULSA, Okla. - A family sitting down to dinner had to call police and an ambulance after a man allegedly bit off the nose of his girlfriend, authorities said.

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Jody Bennett came out of a back room of a north Tulsa residence on Thursday with a napkin over her face and said her boyfriend, identified as Greg Hill, had bitten her nose.

Medics responding to the house saw that Bennett's nose had been severed and called police.

"We looked around and tried to find a nose but couldn't find it," Cpl. Larry Edwards, a police spokesman, said. "I think he swallowed it."

An ambulance took Bennett, 37, to a local hospital where police talked to emergency room personnel about pumping Hill's stomach to see if the nose was inside, police Cpl. Shane Tuell said.

"They said, given the acid in the stomach, that it would be a futile effort to try and do that," Tuell said.

The nose is made primarily of cartilage and other soft tissues that stomach acid can dissolve quickly.

The couple live in California, and the other people at the house didn't know what led to the assault, Tuell said.

Officers used pepper spray on Hill, 45, after tussling with him as they tried to take him into the custody, Edwards said.

Hill denied biting Bennett's nose, police said.

He was booked into the Tulsa Jail on complaints of aggravated assault and battery, resisting arrest and destroying evidence.

Bennett could receive help from domestic violence groups to recover from her injury if she cooperates with Hill's prosecution should a criminal charge be filed, Tuell said.
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Postby moonhead » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:06 am

TN_Titans_05 wrote:
moonhead wrote:
TN_Titans_05 wrote:
moonhead wrote:i still have one marinating.

i should cook it now.


While your drunk? Dont screw it up!


it's natural state. don't you worry.


In that case you may want to make two..... ;-D


i do have one chilling in the fridge for later. ;-D
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Postby VaderFin » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:08 am

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Postby jayday » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:17 am

moonhead wrote:i'll have another steak...for dessert. rare. please.

Yuck! You friggin' vamp! :-b

Medium is more like it ;-D
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Postby moonhead » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:20 am

jayday wrote:
moonhead wrote:i'll have another steak...for dessert. rare. please.

Yuck! You friggin' vamp! :-b

Medium is more like it ;-D


bah. blood is good for you. so long as it doesn't have unnatural hormones and pesticides and crap in it.
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Postby sPoRtZsTuD2318 » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:23 am

jayday wrote:
moonhead wrote:i'll have another steak...for dessert. rare. please.

Yuck! You friggin' vamp! :-b

Medium is more like it ;-D


I hear ya, rare is justtt.. nasty.
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