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Britney Spears Nude Statue

Postby SeaWolf » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:30 am

Not quite the statue I would have liked to see. 8-o

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A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva’s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands.

“Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ‘right choice’,” said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London’s The Art Newspaper. “She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman,” said Edwards.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas’ Madame Tussauds and ‘Britney wigs’ characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada “to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture.”

An appropriate location for permanent installation of “Monument to Pro-Life” by Mother’s Day is being sought by the gallery.

“Monument to Pro-Life” is on view April 7th thru 23rd with a reception for the dedication April 7th from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm at Capla Kesting Fine Art, 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn, NY. Gallery hours are 1:00 – 6:00 pm Thursday thru Sunday, or by appointment. The gallery can be reached at http://www.caplakesting.com or by phone at 646-932-5687.



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Postby UTLonghorns » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:16 am

I'll pass on that one.

One of Eva Longoria would be nice though.
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Postby GreatestShowOnEarth » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:22 am

shame on you for the misleading title!!
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Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:42 am

That's a statue you could only show from certain angles, that's for sure! 8-o
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:01 am

Wouldn't getting knocked up by a degenerate be a campaign for Pro-Choice?
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Postby SeaWolf » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:04 am

knapplc wrote:That's a statue you could only show from certain angles, that's for sure! 8-o



How detailed is the statue from those other angles. :-?
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Postby logan » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:17 am

no thanks. :-P
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Postby Goatwhacker » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:05 am

Looks like a pregnant naked Susan B. Anthony.
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Postby The Lung » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:40 am

SeaWolf wrote:
knapplc wrote:That's a statue you could only show from certain angles, that's for sure! 8-o



How detailed is the statue from those other angles. :-?


Apparently one can see the baby's head coming out the other end.

Thank goodness we haven't been shown that angle.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:43 am

Why would anyone have themselves sculpted, painted, etc. of a moment that should be between the mother and father only? I think it's inappropriate.
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