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Postby Guttpuppy » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:41 pm

Orton is a mere pawn in Ben's game but that being said...

You go boy! ;-D
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Postby skibrett15 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:50 pm

now that he's third stringer he had to drink himself into oblivion.
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Postby Santacruzer » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:43 am

He doesn't look like much of an ATHLETE in those shots. Looks like he is due for some Spring training.....
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Postby logan » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:58 am

the guy definitely seems to enjoy his whiskey that's for sure. the blurb in the article is pretty damn funny as well.


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Postby moonhead » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:20 pm

moonhead wrote:
Slingblade wrote:That skank looks like she is pushing 40... :-t


yeah, you and i both bang skanks that look better than that on a nightly basis.


just as a general term. :-D
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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:45 pm

I love this guy! Who but Kyle Orton could be a 3rd stringer, get relatively rich, be a massive partier, bang skanks AND become a Chicago hero all in one year! He's got the life I want! Seriously, Ben's chick may have been slightly hotter, but it said he dated her. Doesn't mean he got any. Kyle tore that broad up in every corner of the house (and her body) that night and moved on to the next one. ;-D
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Postby portisfan24 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:58 pm

I like how nobody even mentions E-CRY :-b
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:00 pm

maybe he had to drink so much becasue he knew he was going out with that.

she could quite possibly be a tranny with that manish face and arms
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Postby Slingblade » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:33 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:maybe he had to drink so much becasue he knew he was going out with that.

she could quite possibly be a tranny with that manish face and arms


She could pass as his mother.
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Postby SeaWolf » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:41 pm

no1cowboysfan wrote:
Nilmerf wrote:He's pulling better babes than Ben Roethlisberger, that's for sure. I dig the choice of Jake and Coke too. ;-D


Gotta agree on both counts there, Merf. ;-D


I've heard of Jack & Coke but never heard of Jake Coke. ;-)

On a serious note, that skank that's pushing 40 :-? , is very hittable. Then again I'm old compared to all you young teeny boppers.
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