How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
(From a repost by Mike, WD0GML/5)
Answer: 1,331
1 -- to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
14 -- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have beenchanged differently.
7 -- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 -- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 -- to flame the spell checkers.
156 -- to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 -- to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 -- to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
203 -- to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 -- to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 -- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 -- to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 -- to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 -- to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 -- to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 -- to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
19 -- to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 -- to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 -- to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 -- to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
143 -- votes for alt.lite.bulb.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
houstonherdfan wrote:How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? (From a repost by Mike, WD0GML/5)
Answer: 1,331
1 -- to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
14 -- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have beenchanged differently.
7 -- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 -- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 -- to flame the spell checkers.
156 -- to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 -- to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 -- to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
203 -- to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 -- to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 -- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 -- to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 -- to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 -- to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 -- to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 -- to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
19 -- to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 -- to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 -- to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 -- to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
houstonherdfan wrote:How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? (From a repost by Mike, WD0GML/5)
Answer: 1,331
1 -- to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
14 -- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have beenchanged differently.
7 -- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 -- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 -- to flame the spell checkers.
156 -- to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 -- to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 -- to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
203 -- to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 -- to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 -- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 -- to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 -- to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 -- to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 -- to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 -- to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
19 -- to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 -- to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 -- to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 -- to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
houstonherdfan wrote:How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? (From a repost by Mike, WD0GML/5)
Answer: 1,331
1 -- to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
14 -- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have beenchanged differently.
7 -- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 -- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 -- to flame the spell checkers.
156 -- to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 -- to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 -- to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
203 -- to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 -- to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 -- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 -- to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 -- to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 -- to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 -- to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 -- to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
19 -- to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 -- to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 -- to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 -- to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
houstonherdfan wrote:How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? (From a repost by Mike, WD0GML/5)
Answer: 1,331
1 -- to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
14 -- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have beenchanged differently.
7 -- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 -- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 -- to flame the spell checkers.
156 -- to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 -- to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 -- to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
203 -- to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 -- to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 -- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 -- to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 -- to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 -- to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 -- to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 -- to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
19 -- to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 -- to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 -- to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 -- to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
143 -- votes for alt.lite.bulb.
Me too.
Me three.
You know I saw those coming but didn't think they would be first. LMAO
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
houstonherdfan wrote:How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? (From a repost by Mike, WD0GML/5)
Answer: 1,331
1 -- to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
14 -- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have beenchanged differently.
7 -- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 -- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 -- to flame the spell checkers.
156 -- to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 -- to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 -- to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
203 -- to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 -- to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 -- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 -- to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 -- to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 -- to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 -- to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 -- to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
19 -- to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 -- to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 -- to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 -- to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
143 -- votes for alt.lite.bulb.
It's nice to see the knapplc's of the world represented.
Please. You people are so immature. The previous posts are irrelevant to the original topic. Which was, in case you forgot, Funny, which in case you didn't notice, wasn't at all.
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