NILMERF! NILMERF! What the hell is with that name? It's awesome, but I don't know what the deal is with it. Is it your name? Is it some weird nickname? Did you think it sounded cool and rolled with it? I think it sounds pretty cool too. If I made a new toy or candy or something, I'd probably call it Nilmerf. If it were a toy, it'd probably have to be some fantasy action figure or some cheap NERF-ripoff or something. I dunno, I'd have to do more thinking on that one. If it were a candy, it DEFINITELY wouldn't be chocolate. That just wouldn't work. It'd have some fruit flavor or something going for it... like Starburst or Mike & Ike's. I haven't had time to really think that sort of stuff over, but that's just the first thing I thought of. It's a pretty marketable name, methinks. Think about it.
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