Actually, the weakest announcer of all is Brent Mussberger (sp?). On a typical college FB weekend in late Oct. or Nov. Brent will blow, in this order: (a) any Heisman candidate in the game he is announcing; (b) top player on the favorite team; (c) Joe Paterno
Favorite/scary all time Brent quote: Many years ago, announcing basketball, Brent was beside himself with Alonzo Mourning, then of Georgetown. Alonzo can do no wrong. If he sniffed his armpit, Brent went off with glee. Finally, there was a play where Alonzo simply grabbed a defensive rebound and Brent starts yelling, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Alonzo Mourning has ALL the tools, he has ALL the tools." It was very, very scary live as there was no way a need for the emphasis. My buddies and I decided that Brent was most interested in Alonzo's tool.
By the way, this is a sweet thread that should continue as it is packed with humor.