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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:47 am

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned "unsexiest man in the world" by an alternative newspaper Tuesday.

"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second followed by film critic Roger Ebert, television psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw and Fox television co-host Alan Colmes.

Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper's 100th-least sexy man.

Osama bin Laden clocked in at number eight.

George Steinbrenner, owner of the Yankees -- arch-rivals to the Boston Red Sox -- also made the list.

"Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming," the Phoenix said.

Others included pop star Michael Jackson and nasal-voiced rapper Mike Diamond (Mike D) of the Beastie Boys.

Gottfried has had numerous television and film roles, including a year as a cast member on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."


If I NEVER hear another AFLAC commercial It'll be too soon. I can't stand them. I hate Gilbert Gottfried now because of these commercials. Prior to them he was just annoying - now he's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
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Postby logan » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:18 am

i like gilbert myself. i have no comment on his sexy-ness one way or the other.
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Postby moonhead » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:24 am

did i make the list? i had to. brad pitt did.
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Postby WickedSmaat » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:30 am

Obviously they've never seen Chris Shelton !+)
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Postby Sixxgunn » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:39 am

I thought this was about me... :-°
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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:49 am

Haha, Gilbert does have a freaking annoying voice. I'm sure he still gets more action than I do... :,-(

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Postby dream_017 » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:54 am

I am not a fan of Gilbert, I think I may have voted him number 1
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Postby VaderFin » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:59 am

In a landslide......


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Postby The_Dude » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:14 am

You will gain a new respect for Gilbert Gottfried if you hear him tell the Aristocrats joke in the documentary film, the Aristocrats.

I would post it here, but it loses some effect, and its not PG.
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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:25 am

The_Dude wrote:You will gain a new respect for Gilbert Gottfried if you hear him tell the Aristocrats joke in the documentary film, the Aristocrats.

I would post it here, but it loses some effect, and its not PG.

I don't know - listening to the same joke told 100+ times over two hours doesn't really appeal to me, no matter how funny the joke is.

Was that movie OK, or did it drag quite a bit?
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