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Postby logan » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:32 am

knapplc wrote:
The_Dude wrote:You will gain a new respect for Gilbert Gottfried if you hear him tell the Aristocrats joke in the documentary film, the Aristocrats.

I would post it here, but it loses some effect, and its not PG.

I don't know - listening to the same joke told 100+ times over two hours doesn't really appeal to me, no matter how funny the joke is.

Was that movie OK, or did it drag quite a bit?


well the great thing about the joke is it's pretty different for each comedian. i thought the movie was pretty good but then i'm a big stand up fan.
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Postby Teck » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:18 am

Was Trump on the list?
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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:39 am

Teck wrote:Was Trump on the list?

Good call. He is an ugly person. I was about two feet from him at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am a couple of years ago, and man is he rugged! For a man with that much money you'd think he would be able to look better, but he doesn't.
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Postby SniperShot » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:59 am

First thing that has got to go is that vomit looking combover hairstyle Trump always wears. Makes him look like he's from the 50's or something. A wig would look better on him than what he has now. :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:00 pm

Gottfried was actually pretty funny a couple weeks ago on the Dan Patrick Show. Other than that I've always found him quite annoying, though I haven't seen or heard really a whole lot of him. Glad to see RJ and Colmes on the list. They are well-deserving, as is Bin Laden. Control freaks aren't sexy, so it makes sense that Steinbrenner's on the list. Michael Jackson is more of a freak than unsexy. I have to adamently disagree with Mike D being on this list. The guy's rich, can dance, can rap, can play his own instruments, and is always hilarious doing them all. Should not be on that list!
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:01 pm

logan wrote:
knapplc wrote:
The_Dude wrote:You will gain a new respect for Gilbert Gottfried if you hear him tell the Aristocrats joke in the documentary film, the Aristocrats.

I would post it here, but it loses some effect, and its not PG.

I don't know - listening to the same joke told 100+ times over two hours doesn't really appeal to me, no matter how funny the joke is.

Was that movie OK, or did it drag quite a bit?


well the great thing about the joke is it's pretty different for each comedian. i thought the movie was pretty good but then i'm a big stand up fan.


Yeah, it's extremely different for each comedian.

The only thing similar about the joke is the intro and the punchline.
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Postby The_Dude » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:18 pm

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logan wrote:
knapplc wrote:
The_Dude wrote:You will gain a new respect for Gilbert Gottfried if you hear him tell the Aristocrats joke in the documentary film, the Aristocrats.

I would post it here, but it loses some effect, and its not PG.

I don't know - listening to the same joke told 100+ times over two hours doesn't really appeal to me, no matter how funny the joke is.

Was that movie OK, or did it drag quite a bit?


well the great thing about the joke is it's pretty different for each comedian. i thought the movie was pretty good but then i'm a big stand up fan.


Yeah, it's extremely different for each comedian.

The only thing similar about the joke is the intro and the punchline.


The movie is actually really interesting. I wasn't ready to see it again once I was done, but the point of the joke is that its become sort of a backroom thing among comedians over the years. It really gives a nice view behind the wall into the comedy business, through the lens of this one disgusting joke, which is adapted by each comedian.
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Postby Tiki » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:55 pm

Adam Corolla :-o
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Postby lmcjaho » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:04 am

CarrotTop better be on that list somewhere... Near the top...
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Postby terpfan » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:12 am

Tiki wrote:Adam Corolla :-o

Good call there. God he is grating...
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