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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:51 pm

Sorry that I haven't made a Germany or Florida for a while...I just can't find anything from Germany that's funny. :-/

Anyway, here's another Florida one. :-b Seriously...who would want a breast exam from a guy who looks like this??? 8-o

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Yahoo! News wrote:MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
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Postby Jimboozie » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:54 pm

Hey Mercer, why do you have to let everyone know what my grandpa is up to? :-b
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Postby Goatwhacker » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:03 pm

He kinda reminds me of Harry Caray. Maybe the women were Cubs fans.
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Postby logan » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:04 pm

ok seriously how dumb can these women be to think some random doctor is coming around giving free exams? most of these women have had to have real exams before. :-?
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:15 pm

Where are the women doctors going around door to door giving hernia tests? :-b
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Postby knapplc » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:20 pm

I have this story open in another window and was going to post it when my FFC activities were rudely interrupted by lunchtime.


What slays me about this story is that TWO WOMEN let him "examine" them. What were they thinking??!???!?

Man, Floridians - they're crazy!!! :-D
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:24 pm

knapplc wrote:I have this story open in another window and was going to post it when my FFC activities were rudely interrupted by lunchtime.


What slays me about this story is that TWO WOMEN let him "examine" them. What were they thinking??!???!?

Man, Floridians - they're crazy!!! :-D


It's the extreme heat. It scrambles their brains. :-b

PS: I live in Florida right now but I'll never be a Floridian!
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Postby The_Captain » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:26 pm

logan wrote:ok seriously how dumb can these women be to think some random doctor is coming around giving free exams? most of these women have had to have real exams before. :-?


Exactly what I was thinking. How freakin' gullible do you have to be to let a someone claiming to be a doctor in your apartment, NOT confirm their ID, then strip down for a breat exam?
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Postby knapplc » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:32 pm

The_Captain wrote:
logan wrote:ok seriously how dumb can these women be to think some random doctor is coming around giving free exams? most of these women have had to have real exams before. :-?


Exactly what I was thinking. How freakin' gullible do you have to be to let a someone claiming to be a doctor in your apartment, NOT confirm their ID, then strip down for a breat exam?

One of them got entirely naked and let him "examine" her genitals!

This is just amazing!

Before VaderFin comes in here and gets upset, yes - this would happen everywhere - but man oh man, this story is just killing me.

One more thing - the guy is 76. Who knew you still got "urges" when you were 76?
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Postby moonhead » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:34 pm

i don't know who is at fault here. the women or that weirdo.
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