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Postby The_Captain » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:38 pm

knapplc wrote:
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logan wrote:ok seriously how dumb can these women be to think some random doctor is coming around giving free exams? most of these women have had to have real exams before. :-?


Exactly what I was thinking. How freakin' gullible do you have to be to let a someone claiming to be a doctor in your apartment, NOT confirm their ID, then strip down for a breat exam?

One of them got entirely naked and let him "examine" her genitals!

This is just amazing!

Before VaderFin comes in here and gets upset, yes - this would happen everywhere - but man oh man, this story is just killing me.

One more thing - the guy is 76. Who knew you still got "urges" when you were 76?


I smell a Darwin award for these two....

I'm not trying to be mean here, but seriously, how can we feel sorry for these two when they didn't take the time to check his credentials?
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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:44 pm

Good chance they're doing it just so they can sue the guy for something...old people sometimes have a lot of money...especially ones that claim to be doctors. ;-7 :-B
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:48 pm

SwiperNoSwiping wrote:Where are the women doctors going around door to door giving hernia tests? :-b


nice ;-D
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:03 pm

My afternoon is free, im going out and trying this
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Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:06 pm

i wonder what color hair the 2 who accepted the offer had? :-b :-b :-b
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Postby The_Captain » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:08 pm

mutantseabass wrote:My afternoon is free, im going out and trying this


Be sure and let us know how that works out for you - I doubt you'll find them as gullible in MI as you will in FL. And if your sex-appeal doesn't beat grandpa's above, I doubt you make it to the porch.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:00 pm

This guy is horrible and I hope he gets what's coming to him, but those women should not reproduce or should go back to school... :-[
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Postby jayday » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:55 pm

Mercer Boy wrote:Good chance they're doing it just so they can sue the guy for something...old people sometimes have a lot of money...especially ones that claim to be doctors. ;-7 :-B

That's a possibility....I never thought of that :-b

If that isn't the case, please stop these women from having any more kids....We don't need any more dum-dums running around....
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:06 pm

Don't most women, nowadays, have female doctors now anyways? And wouldn't a woman in her 30s have her own, um, personal doctor?
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