Just recently, it has come to my attention that a certain member of the Cafe-population has information regarding me and my actions that could prove to be damaging to my reputation. This certain member attempted to blackmail The 'Cuna in an effort to keep this information on the down-low, but The 'Cuna don't do blackmail, dammit! On the rare occassions that The 'Cuna actually does something wrong, The 'Cuna can admit to those wrong-doings. And that's what The 'Cuna will attempt to do now.
At 9:52 EST/6:32 PST (those other time zones don't matter), The 'Cuna could be found browsing the Football Leftovers section of the Cafe. I regret it and will never do it again. I pwomise... and I apologize to all of my adoring fans.
The 'Cuna = General Talk Exclusive!... 99% of the time.
'CUNA-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
"You will be a king here, instead of a peasant at the Cafe."