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Postby moonhead » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:03 pm

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BRAY, Okla. -- A man has caused an uproar in this southwestern Oklahoma town by advertising in an unusual manner that he'd like to pay for a virgin to be his bride.

A sign that 45-year-old Michael Thelemann posted in his yard Sunday said that he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.


"I feel like I'm living down the street from a pedophile," said neighbor Christy Sternadel. "We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?"

As of Wednesday, no one had taken up Thelemann on his offer, but he had heard several negative comments from neighbors, which he said he didn't understand. He said his grandmother married "a much older man" at age 14.

"I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. "What's the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors."

Neighbors asked the Stephens County sheriff's department to stop Thelemann from displaying the sign, but Undersherriff Bob Hill said the sign was gone by the time deputies visited Thelemann's home.

That's because it was stolen, Thelemann said. He put up another sign Wednesday that didn't include the minor ages. The new sign also noted he's not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."
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Postby CC » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:26 pm

$1,000 to pay someone to be your wife? That is a weak offer.
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Postby The_Captain » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:33 pm

D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E..........written all over this.
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Postby Flockers » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:33 pm

Canadian_Cheesehead wrote:$1,000 to pay someone to be your wife? That is a weak offer.


He's from Oklahoma. That's like $1,000,000,000 anywhere else. :-D
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Postby portisfan24 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:37 pm

The best part of this story is how confused the guy is. He geniunely believes that he isn't doing anything wrong and his neighbors are crazy. That's just awesome.
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Postby Popcynical » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:56 pm

Hmm.. that's a pretty good deal.. unless it's some fat pig of a girl who's only a virgin because she's so ugly. Yeah.
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Postby moonhead » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:14 pm

*hangs head in shame*

oh well. who doesn't want a virgin bride? age 12 - 24? lmao.

what a goon. i'm going to put a sign like that in my yard. so the girlfriend can come home to that. that's hilarious. "my grandma got married to a much older man at 14." yeah probably to her uncle. no wonder you're a flipping idiot. gosh!
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Postby DelhommesFan1 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:05 pm

im surprised he thinks he can get a virgin for 1000...that kind of money will only get you a high class hooker in vegas....hes going to go to throw up more to get a live virgin....haha
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Postby disgruntledjetsfan » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:45 pm

Interesting people down in Oklahoma I see, I love how this guy thinks the only problem is that he has "wicked neighbors".....great stuff :-b
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:56 pm

portisfan24 wrote:The best part of this story is how confused the guy is. He geniunely believes that he isn't doing anything wrong and his neighbors are crazy. That's just awesome.


Kinda reminds me of another pedophile:

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