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Postby Canacuna » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:44 pm

Mercer Boy wrote:And someone I know works with some guy who looks at porn at his work...sick thing was one time he looked, and it was only guys on the screen! :-o :-P :-P


Haha, my cousin was going through his boss's computer one day and found midget porn in the dude's favorites. They're all buds, so it was cool... but I guess it gets brought up every chance they get.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:45 pm

I'm going to sound like a hard-ass here, but I've also fired two guys for two separate instances regarding adult websites at work. The one guy left the page open. The computer went to 'sleep', so it was blank until someone moved the mouse and BAM! There it was. Needless to say, neither one of these guys put up a fight when I told them they'd been terminated.
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Postby knapplc » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:47 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm going to sound like a hard-ass here, but I've also fired two guys for two separate instances regarding adult websites at work. The one guy left the page open. The computer went to 'sleep', so it was blank until someone moved the mouse and BAM! There it was. Needless to say, neither one of these guys put up a fight when I told them they'd been terminated.


Looking at porn at work. That's world-class dumb. You've got to be able to control that. If you can't, you need to turn off the computer - something, anything - whatever you have to do, it's better than getting fired for looking at some chick on your boss's time. 8-o
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Postby bagobonez » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:04 pm

knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm going to sound like a hard-ass here, but I've also fired two guys for two separate instances regarding adult websites at work. The one guy left the page open. The computer went to 'sleep', so it was blank until someone moved the mouse and BAM! There it was. Needless to say, neither one of these guys put up a fight when I told them they'd been terminated.


Looking at porn at work. That's world-class dumb. You've got to be able to control that. If you can't, you need to turn off the computer - something, anything - whatever you have to do, it's better than getting fired for looking at some chick on your boss's time. 8-o


Plus it's not like you can "DO" anything while you're looking at porn. I mean I suppose you could sneak off to the restroom and squeeze one off, but c'mon... have a LITTLE self control?
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:18 pm

knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm going to sound like a hard-ass here, but I've also fired two guys for two separate instances regarding adult websites at work. The one guy left the page open. The computer went to 'sleep', so it was blank until someone moved the mouse and BAM! There it was. Needless to say, neither one of these guys put up a fight when I told them they'd been terminated.


Looking at porn at work. That's world-class dumb. You've got to be able to control that. If you can't, you need to turn off the computer - something, anything - whatever you have to do, it's better than getting fired for looking at some chick on your boss's time. 8-o


My sentiments exactly. Do what you want to do on your own time... :-P
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Postby moonhead » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:52 pm

bagobonez wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm going to sound like a hard-ass here, but I've also fired two guys for two separate instances regarding adult websites at work. The one guy left the page open. The computer went to 'sleep', so it was blank until someone moved the mouse and BAM! There it was. Needless to say, neither one of these guys put up a fight when I told them they'd been terminated.


Looking at porn at work. That's world-class dumb. You've got to be able to control that. If you can't, you need to turn off the computer - something, anything - whatever you have to do, it's better than getting fired for looking at some chick on your boss's time. 8-o


Plus it's not like you can "DO" anything while you're looking at porn. I mean I suppose you could sneak off to the restroom and squeeze one off, but c'mon... have a LITTLE self control?


oh don't act like you haven't!
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Postby knapplc » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:20 pm

moonhead wrote:
bagobonez wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm going to sound like a hard-ass here, but I've also fired two guys for two separate instances regarding adult websites at work. The one guy left the page open. The computer went to 'sleep', so it was blank until someone moved the mouse and BAM! There it was. Needless to say, neither one of these guys put up a fight when I told them they'd been terminated.


Looking at porn at work. That's world-class dumb. You've got to be able to control that. If you can't, you need to turn off the computer - something, anything - whatever you have to do, it's better than getting fired for looking at some chick on your boss's time. 8-o


Plus it's not like you can "DO" anything while you're looking at porn. I mean I suppose you could sneak off to the restroom and squeeze one off, but c'mon... have a LITTLE self control?


oh don't act like you haven't!


Haven't! :-°
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:06 am

moonhead wrote:
bagobonez wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm going to sound like a hard-ass here, but I've also fired two guys for two separate instances regarding adult websites at work. The one guy left the page open. The computer went to 'sleep', so it was blank until someone moved the mouse and BAM! There it was. Needless to say, neither one of these guys put up a fight when I told them they'd been terminated.


Looking at porn at work. That's world-class dumb. You've got to be able to control that. If you can't, you need to turn off the computer - something, anything - whatever you have to do, it's better than getting fired for looking at some chick on your boss's time. 8-o


Plus it's not like you can "DO" anything while you're looking at porn. I mean I suppose you could sneak off to the restroom and squeeze one off, but c'mon... have a LITTLE self control?


oh don't act like you haven't!


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