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Postby Bennett4prez » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:29 pm

Believe it or not, Oompa Loompas. Not so much the new ones, just the old. I don't know why, but I do have "dreams" about them every so often and it's bad news.

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Postby steelerfan513 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:57 pm

bees. dont know why. might be because ive never been stung.
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Postby CC » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:42 pm

Snakes, but I'm not scared unless it is touching me.

Oh, and Troy Smith.
The guy petrifies me on 3rd and long.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:33 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:bees. dont know why. might be because ive never been stung.


I think once you do, it won't be such a big thing anymore. Sure, it hurts, but it pisses you off more than anything. Unless of course you're allergic, and you won't know until your throat closes up and your face swells up like Britney's ass.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:53 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:bees. dont know why. might be because ive never been stung.


I've been stung many times and by more than just bees. Your fear is warranted. !+)
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Postby Alkaholik » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:19 pm

Well kinda between Fear and Hate but...

Bees - god damn i hate these things more than anything in the world, if i find a hive i will run away and never return 500 feet of that area again, that and mosquitoes are the only 2 things i hate about summer.

Blackouts - these actually do really scare me, you never do know how you will react or what you will do and you will not remember anything, the worst part is having to be told by someone else what u did or didnt do.

There's been times i have completely blacked out and the next day everyone told me how cool and funny i was and i had ladies callin my friends tryin to get my number. and then there are the times where i have done stuff i cant even believe i did, i and i cant even put or mention it here on the CAFE O:-)

but after a good 8 years of boozin hard, blackouts are now much harder for me to come by.[/b]
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Postby PACKman1144 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:19 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:Opening threads with odd titles, and finding pics of that anorexic old lady! :-o


After you posted that I slowly crept down this thread, know what would lie ahead, and sure enough... :-P
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Postby mysticphysh » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:48 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:bees. dont know why. might be because ive never been stung.


I was out weedwhacking...weeds last summer and some wasps had a nest built behind a board in the fence. I guess I got a little too close for their comfort and WHACK...right in the face. At first I was confused then WHACK...on the hand. It happened so fast it shook me up a little. Good thing it was a new nest and there was only a few wasps. I'd been stung before so it would have been no big deal except taking one in the face. After smearing baking soda on my face, I took great pleasure in going back out there to spray those suckers dead with wasp spray! ;-D

Anyways, my greatest fear is something bad happening to my wife or daughter...like somebody hurting them. Not only for their sake, but also for mine...I really don't want to go to jail for murder.... :*)
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Postby PackerAttack84 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:29 pm

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
Canacuna wrote:The 'Cuna fears nothing.

If I weren't The 'Cuna, I'd fear The 'Cuna.


Ok, Chuck Norris. :-b


There are some pretty good Chuck Norris jokes that I'll be posting soon.

Needles, anything that stings (bees, hornets).
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:33 pm

Canacuna wrote:The 'Cuna fears nothing.

If I weren't The 'Cuna, I'd fear The 'Cuna.


I'm not sure what a Canacuna is? I am, however, a little leery of a Canatuna. :-P
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