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Watch out for vomit ditches in Iowa.

Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:49 am

8-o :-{ :-P

Yahoo! News wrote:MOUNT PLEASANT, Iowa - Sheriff's deputies in Henry County are stuck in the middle of a less than appetizing investigation. Investigators are trying to find the person who has dumped bags of what appears to be human vomit in ditches in a 1 1/2-mile area northeast of the city.

Deputy Dan Wesley said as many as 50 garbage and trash bags containing regurgitated food has been dumped over the past three years.

Bags, ranging in size from small white trash bags to large black lawn bags, have been found with only a couple of inches of the substance in them, Wesley said.

"It's pretty weird," he said. "It's pretty unusual for us ... we haven't worked anything like this before."

A sample was taken from one of the bags and sent to a private lab for analysis.

"We haven't found any DNA or anything yet," he said.

There are no suspects in the case.

"We were just hoping ... whoever is doing it will stop," Wesley said.
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Postby moonhead » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:59 am

who has that much vomit?! 8-o

holy cow. where would you even be able to capture that much? i used to puke a lot. but never that much.
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Postby SeaWolf » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:07 am

Someone with anorexia would be where I would start.

Maybe this chick.











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Postby mutantseabass » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:50 am

I knew only bad things would come if i opened this thread :-P !+)
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Postby logan » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:19 am

mutantseabass wrote:I knew only bad things would come if i opened this thread :-P !+)


exactly. i think i was just getting over the trauma of last time i saw that. now it's back to the bottle again.
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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:28 am

For God's sake, STOP POSTING THAT PICTURE!!!!



I am going to beg and plead and offer bribes to Arlo/Menyak so they'll make me a Mod for the sole purpose of deleting that picture every time I see it.
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Postby SniperShot » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:33 am

Why not puke into the toilet and flush. Thats what all sane people do. Crazy Iowain's
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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:39 am

SniperShot wrote:Why not puke into the toilet and flush. Thats what all sane people do. Crazy Iowain's


I'm not sure, but I think they're called Iowegians.

At least, that's what we call them in Nebraska.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:16 pm

That is weird. Gross, disturbing, and very weird. :-P
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Postby mutantseabass » Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:34 pm

And i just keep opening this thread to see the responses, like its gonna take a change for the better! :-[
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