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by PackerAttack84 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:42 pm Here are some pretty good Chuck Norris jokes that got me through History today....
* Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
* Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
* Chuck Norris invented water.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* Jeeves asks Chuck Norris.
* If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f&%$ down.
* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
* Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
* Chuck Norris can speak braille.
* Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
* Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
* Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
* Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
* Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
* If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take s*^# from anyone.
* Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.
* Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.
* Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
