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Postby PackerAttack84 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:42 pm

Here are some pretty good Chuck Norris jokes that got me through History today....

* Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

* Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

* Chuck Norris invented water.

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

* Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

* Jeeves asks Chuck Norris.

* If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f&%$ down.

* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

* Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

* Chuck Norris can speak braille.

* Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

* Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

* Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

* Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

* Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

* If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take s*^# from anyone.

* Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

* Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.

* Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
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Postby Slingblade » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:52 pm

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:11 am

Previous Chuck Norris jokes:

Number 1

Number 2

Number 3


Number 4
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Postby Sixxgunn » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:20 am

dream_017 wrote:Previous Chuck Norris jokes:

Number 1

Number 2

Number 3


Number 4


Now do a cross reference and see how many are repeats. Those things get out of control.
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:27 am

Sixxgunn wrote:
dream_017 wrote:Previous Chuck Norris jokes:

Number 1

Number 2

Number 3


Number 4


Now do a cross reference and see how many are repeats. Those things get out of control.


I didn't even look if these were included but thought they could've went in any of them ;-D

My guess would be all, and Chuck would want it that way :-b
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Postby VaderFin » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:19 am

Chuck Norris is immune to caring if people post his jokes over and over and over again.
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:39 am

Chuck may have insisted that they get posted again. :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:48 am

History > Chuck Norris.
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Postby moonhead » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:52 am

check this out.

chuck norris blows.
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Postby mutantseabass » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:57 am

moonhead wrote:check this out.

chuck norris blows.



LOL.....no joke can we finally lay Chuck Norris jokes to rest!!! This is like

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