These days, I'm pretty much the only college-kid with a plain 'ol ring.
On my old phone, I had different songs for different people. The only ones I really remember are 'Mission Impossible Theme' for the ladies and Beck's 'I'm a Loser' for this one kid I don't like.
'CUNA-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
"You will be a king here, instead of a peasant at the Cafe."