'Round these parts, it's pop.
You could drink 136.50 cans of Pimp Juice before croaking
After 273.00 cans of Whoop Ass, you'd be pushing up daisies
After 2730.00 glasses of Chocolate Milk, you'd be pushing up daisies
After 401.47 cans of Coca-Cola Classic, you'd be pushing up daisies
It would take 189.58 cans of Jolt Cola to put you down
You could drink 267.65 cans of Mello Yello before croaking
It would take 248.18 cans of Mountain Dew to put you down
After 341.25 cans of Mr. Pibb, you'd be pushing up daisies
You could drink 359.21 cans of Pepsi-Cola before croaking
'CUNA-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
"You will be a king here, instead of a peasant at the Cafe."