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Postby knapplc » Fri May 05, 2006 11:33 am

And no, it does not involve Moonhead...

BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

According to online magazine http://www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.


I would be sick for a year if I was one of these guys. This is just horrible.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

Special taste, indeed. :-P :-P
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Postby VaderFin » Fri May 05, 2006 11:45 am

Yummy.
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Postby Santacruzer » Fri May 05, 2006 11:56 am

EEwwwww. :-o
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Postby moonhead » Fri May 05, 2006 12:19 pm

i heard about this yesterday on countdown with keith olberman. :-P
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Postby The_Captain » Fri May 05, 2006 12:47 pm

I heard this on the "The Mike and Mike show" on ESPN Radio this morning on the way into work.

Nasty, just nasty. Can you imagine the amout of a dead man's body fluid these guys ingested?

If it had that "special taste", I would STOP DRINKING IT.

I would be bowed over the porcelin God for a year....straight.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri May 05, 2006 12:58 pm

I think I can safely say I can chalk this up as the second highest ranked thread on my list of threads I wish I had never opened, right behind anorexic old broad. :-P
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri May 05, 2006 1:22 pm

I think I would force myself to drink liquid soap and lots of it... :-o
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Postby moonhead » Fri May 05, 2006 1:22 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I think I would force myself to drink liquid soap and lots of it... :-o


lysol dude. lysol.
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Postby knapplc » Fri May 05, 2006 1:32 pm

The_Captain wrote:I heard this on the "The Mike and Mike show" on ESPN Radio this morning on the way into work.

Nasty, just nasty. Can you imagine the amout of a dead man's body fluid these guys ingested?

If it had that "special taste", I would STOP DRINKING IT.

I would be bowed over the porcelin God for a year....straight.


Apparently they liked the "special taste" because they bottled some to take home.

I have to believe that whatever they ingested from the guy was sterile after 20 years in alcohol.

That doesn't make it any better, though. %-6
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Postby bagobonez » Fri May 05, 2006 2:21 pm

Good................... lord. :-/
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