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Postby jayday » Fri May 05, 2006 2:29 pm

Ahhhh gross!.....Geez thanks for making me gag knapp....Blech :-P I guess the dead guy gave the liquor a pleasant taste if they bottled some to take home! Yuck! What amazes me is they admitted to bottling some to take home....Why? I would lie my butt off and say I never touched the stuff....Can you imagine the ridicule these guys are gonna get?
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Postby Alkaholik » Fri May 05, 2006 3:09 pm

I need a beer
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Postby Goatwhacker » Fri May 05, 2006 3:23 pm

So when you order a Captain Morgan and Coke......maybe it really IS Captain Morgan.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Fri May 05, 2006 3:58 pm

Goatwhacker wrote:So when you order a Captain Morgan and Coke......maybe it really IS Captain Morgan.


At least it wasn't Cabana Boy. :-P
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Postby TTTBone » Fri May 05, 2006 5:32 pm

Great...
I'm having a nice day, mowed the lawn, walked the dog, getting ready to BBQ, and I WAS enjoying a nice rum & coke.
and now...
I just threw up in my mouth.
Time to switch to beer.
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Postby knapplc » Fri May 05, 2006 6:28 pm

THIS MAY NOT BE TRUE!!!

One of the guys on the Baseball side found this:

CubsFan7724 wrote:http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/tapping.asp


Could be true, or it could be just a continuation of a rather popular urban legend.



8-o


Well, I assumed that Reuters had checked that story before they printed it - that may have been a poor assumption to make.

Good find, CubsFan! ;-D
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Postby Tiki » Fri May 05, 2006 6:42 pm

Yuck!
Keep it lit.
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Postby mysticphysh » Fri May 05, 2006 10:14 pm

whats the big deal? Its like the worm in a bottle of taquila... except big and hairy with testicles ;-D :-b
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Postby The_Captain » Fri May 05, 2006 10:22 pm

mysticphysh wrote:whats the big deal? Its like the worm in a bottle of taquila... except big and hairy with testicles ;-D :-b


LMAO! Nice.... ;-D
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Postby Mercer Boy » Sat May 06, 2006 12:23 am

Haha...that's gross, physh. :-b

Nothing like drinking a good substitute for formaldehyde...just think - had they thrown some Pyridinium chlorochromate with methylene chloride in the barrel, it would have been pretty close to formaldehyde (it would have been vinegar, haha!). %-6
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