Dear Dirt Bag,
My responsibilities as The 'Cuna commands me to bestow upon you the title of Honorary 'lil 'Cuna, as the result of your remarkable imitations of The 'Cuna, whether intentional or not. Undoubtedly, terms like 'd00d' and 'r0x0rz s0x0rz' are used outside of the Cafe by people other than The 'Cuna (although not nearly as sexy or awesome in comparison by any means), but when they are used at the Cafe they are considered 'Cuna-isms. And dammit, you've nearly mastered the art of 'Cuna-speak. Congratulations!
With that out of the day, The 'Cuna would like to further remark on your achievement of three thousand postings.
Although I rarely bust 'em out these days, I'll go ahead and throw this in here... because this is a special occasion and whatnot.
You r0x0rz s0x0rz, d00d.
There, I did it.
'CUNA-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
"You will be a king here, instead of a peasant at the Cafe."