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Postby steelerfan513 » Fri May 12, 2006 2:26 pm

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Postby ShoelessJoe » Fri May 12, 2006 5:10 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:
Alkaholik wrote:i heard if your drunk and you open your car with your keys and get in, that could be considered driving drunk or attempting it, has anyone heard of this or know any fact or fiction of it?


Different states had different rules. I West Virginia where I am from, if you are in the driver's seat and the keys are in the ingnition you can be charges with DUI.

I'm not sure about Texas where I live now cause I don't get drunk and then behind the wheel anymore.


Same rules here in FL.
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Postby PACKman1144 » Sat May 13, 2006 8:30 am

that's a good one there, always nice to add another to my arsenal :-D
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Postby Dirt Bag » Sat May 13, 2006 9:38 am

hah that was great, needed that one this morning ;-D
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Postby maddog60 » Sat May 13, 2006 1:06 pm

Wow some at that is messed up. There's the spirit of the law and the letter of the law. I can't understand why any officer would give a DUI to someone who was smart enough to sleep in their car rather than drive drunk in it. Oh wait, yes I can. Quotas. I want to beat whoever invented that ridiculous system.
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Postby J2thez929 » Sat May 13, 2006 1:53 pm

Niiiiice! That would be sooo cool to actually pull off ;-D
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Postby bagobonez » Tue May 16, 2006 6:35 pm

maddog60 wrote:Wow some at that is messed up. There's the spirit of the law and the letter of the law. I can't understand why any officer would give a DUI to someone who was smart enough to sleep in their car rather than drive drunk in it. Oh wait, yes I can. Quotas. I want to beat whoever invented that ridiculous system.


That's just a myth. There are no quotas.
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