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Postby josebach » Thu May 18, 2006 2:36 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:At least he won't have to worry about dropping soap in the shower. ;-7


man...that's just wrong


Ooops... dropped the soap...

Uh oh, dropped it again...

Gosh darnit, there it goes again...

Whoops, man this soap is slippery...
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Postby Popcynical » Thu May 18, 2006 4:29 pm

mysticphysh wrote:I had no idea what he was talking about until just now when I came and read this thread. 4 years is kind of harsh when Martha Stewart only got something like 6 months or something plus probation? And she basically did the same thing, stole money and lied about it.


Stealing money and stealing money from the government are too different things... ;-)
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Postby flotsamnjetsam » Thu May 18, 2006 4:38 pm

mysticphysh wrote:The Survivor host made a joke about this when the new winner was announced this past sunday. He said "I only have one piece of advice for you...PAY YOUR TAXES".

I had no idea what he was talking about until just now when I came and read this thread. 4 years is kind of harsh when Martha Stewart only got something like 6 months or something plus probation? And she basically did the same thing, stole money and lied about it.

As far as the gang rape survivor comment, well Hatch is gay, so he'll probably do just fine :-b



Martha Stewart didn't go to jail for stealing money. She went to jail for lying to the grand jury.
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Postby josebach » Thu May 18, 2006 4:40 pm

flotsamnjetsam wrote:
mysticphysh wrote:The Survivor host made a joke about this when the new winner was announced this past sunday. He said "I only have one piece of advice for you...PAY YOUR TAXES".

I had no idea what he was talking about until just now when I came and read this thread. 4 years is kind of harsh when Martha Stewart only got something like 6 months or something plus probation? And she basically did the same thing, stole money and lied about it.

As far as the gang rape survivor comment, well Hatch is gay, so he'll probably do just fine :-b



Martha Stewart didn't go to jail for stealing money. She went to jail for lying to the grand jury.


... and insider trading.
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Postby WickedSmaat » Fri May 19, 2006 12:35 am

He believes he didn't lie, but he doesn't know for sure :-?
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Postby no1cowboysfan » Fri May 19, 2006 8:32 pm

mysticphysh wrote:As far as the gang rape survivor comment, well Hatch is gay, so he'll probably do just fine :-b


Heh ... shows how much I know (not a lot).

Though I will say ... just because he's gay doesn't mean he's necessarily willing. I mean, if some 400 pound, buck-toothed woman tried to force herself on me, I wouldn't exactly be pleased. :-b
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Postby boojumsnark25 » Fri May 19, 2006 8:34 pm

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mysticphysh wrote:As far as the gang rape survivor comment, well Hatch is gay, so he'll probably do just fine :-b


Heh ... shows how much I know (not a lot).

Though I will say ... just because he's gay doesn't mean he's necessarily willing. I mean, if some 400 pound, buck-toothed woman tried to force herself on me, I wouldn't exactly be pleased. :-b


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Postby Canacuna » Fri May 19, 2006 8:39 pm

The 'Cuna won some money by betting on Richard Hatch in the first Survivor. Poor 'lil fella.
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Postby SeaWolf » Sat May 20, 2006 12:41 am

josebach wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:At least he won't have to worry about dropping soap in the shower. ;-7


man...that's just wrong


Ooops... dropped the soap...

Uh oh, dropped it again...

Gosh darnit, there it goes again...

Whoops, man this soap is slippery...



No, he'll be the one standing behind you waiting for YOU to drop your soap.
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Postby mysticphysh » Sat May 20, 2006 1:20 am

boojumsnark25 wrote:
no1cowboysfan wrote:
mysticphysh wrote:As far as the gang rape survivor comment, well Hatch is gay, so he'll probably do just fine :-b


Heh ... shows how much I know (not a lot).

Though I will say ... just because he's gay doesn't mean he's necessarily willing. I mean, if some 400 pound, buck-toothed woman tried to force herself on me, I wouldn't exactly be pleased. :-b


I know I would!


400 lb, bucktooth women need love to and you're just the guy for the job! ;-D
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