'Survivor' Winner Sentenced to 51 Months

[no1cowboysfan]

As far as the gang rape survivor comment, well Hatch is gay, so he'll probably do just fine

Heh ... shows how much I know (not a lot).

Though I will say ... just because he's gay doesn't mean he's necessarily willing. I mean, if some 400 pound, buck-toothed woman tried to force herself on me, I wouldn't exactly be pleased.

I know I would!

400 lb, bucktooth women need love to and you're just the guy for the job!

In the immortal words of Quagmire ...

Fat women need love too. But they gotta pay.