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Where was this woman shot in the bra?

Poll ended at Thu May 18, 2006 8:44 am

Germany
5
26%
Florida
14
74%
 
Total votes : 19

Germany or Florida? - Answered!

Postby knapplc » Wed May 17, 2006 8:44 am

The Official Germany or Florida Theme Song:
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and Nazis
Sex, meth, and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
German-yyyyyyy or Florida


And now, on to our show...

SOMEWHERE ON PLANET EARTH - A 44-year-old woman escaped serious injury from a bullet Sunday thanks to her seat belt and a thick bra strap.

Robin K. was shot through the windshield of the car she was riding in Sunday. She said she felt a searing pain in her shoulder.

Officials said a bullet smashed through the windshield, then bounced off Ms. K’s shoulder — thanks to a seat belt and a thick bra strap.

The copper-jacketed slug landed in her lap.

"It's a big bullet, but you had all those forces acting against it," an officer told us. "It's very rare that something like that occurs. She's very lucky. You know, we're just glad she came out OK."

Ms. K said she didn't know why anyone would shoot her. Authorities arrested two men in connection with the shooting several hours later.



They’re still doing ballistics tests on the bullet to find out if it was a .44, a .38 or a 36C. ;-) :-D
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Postby onnestabe » Wed May 17, 2006 8:47 am

I say Florida, but I willwithhold my reasoning so as not to sway anyone else's opinion
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Re: Germany or Florida?

Postby Jimboozie » Wed May 17, 2006 8:51 am


"It's a big bullet, but you had all those forces acting against it," an officer told us. "It's very rare that something like that occurs. She's very lucky. You know, we're just glad she came out OK."



It's gotta be Florida.........German women don't wear bras! :-D

Seriously, that officer doesn't sound German.
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Postby VaderFin » Wed May 17, 2006 8:55 am

Is there anyone in Germany named Robin? Since this one isn't so bad I'll go with Florida.
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Postby VHawk15 » Wed May 17, 2006 9:00 am

Yeah, this has got to be Florida.
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Wed May 17, 2006 9:05 am

FLA...
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed May 17, 2006 9:05 am

I went with Florida, but I don't think I've ever gotten one of these right.
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Postby Verdun Barbarians » Wed May 17, 2006 9:05 am

Someone getting shot for no reason... gotta be Florida!
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 17, 2006 10:15 am

OK - so far seven of you have said FLA, but FLA only has six votes. Who didn't push the button? :-S
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Postby mutantseabass » Wed May 17, 2006 10:20 am

This is an easy one. Only in Amercia. Florida it is. ;-D
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