This guy had fantasies involving a 14 year old, cats, and Cool-Whip
That is so, so wrong...but the Cool-Whip is the clincher for somewhat funny status.
I guess that goes to show you how desperate some people are for sex or whatever else.
Shows like this are pretty disturbing; the ones I really don't like are the ones I saw advertised on CNN called, "How to rob a bank." Why the hell are you telling people how to rob a bank? You don't think would-be robbers are going to watch that and get new ideas???