As we gear up for the new football season, we have searched the galaxy fair and square to add additional forces to the Cafe's command bridge. So starting today, there will be four individuals ruling the Cafe with iron fists. The noble yedi Arlo V., your humble *cough* kitchen chef, the terrifying WebHamster and - well, him. If you think you don't know the face under the mask, you are... wrong! But let the new, power-hungry dictator speak for himself.
Oh, and since this isn't Arpil 1, it's actually true!
I believe skibrett15 was the first to pick up on the official change, or at least he was the first to actually say something about it. Sorry 'Cuna.
Anyway, this should be a fun season, and I'm sure some of you will get to know me better as it all moves forward. Oh, and don't expect a ton of fantasy advice from me either, I'm the schmuck who drafted Priest Holmes, but didn't draft Larry Johnson last year.
I am the Reaper of Men, The Chaser of Souls, The Weaver of Nightmares, I am The Heart of Darkness. I now, and ever will be, The Purity of Evil.
Help me earn my Cafe Helper Blinking Ambulance stripes. If you want off the wall thorough answers to your team questions...Hit me up. PM me a link. See you around.