Invasion From The Dark Side!
As we gear up for the new football season, we have searched the galaxy fair and square to add additional forces to the Cafe's command bridge. So starting today, there will be four individuals ruling the Cafe with iron fists. The noble yedi Arlo V., your humble *cough* kitchen chef, the terrifying WebHamster and - well, him. If you think you don't know the face under the mask, you are... wrong
! But let the new, power-hungry dictator speak for himself.
Oh, and since this isn't Arpil 1, it's actually true!