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Where did this unsuccessful suicide attempt occur?

Poll ended at Tue May 23, 2006 10:37 am

Germany
15
83%
Florida
3
17%
 
Total votes : 18

Germany or Florida III - ANSWERED

Postby knapplc » Mon May 22, 2006 10:37 am

The Official Germany or Florida Theme Song:
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and Nazis
Sex, meth, and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
German-yyy or Florida


And now, on to our show...

SOMEWHERE ON PLANET EARTH - A man who unsuccessfully tried to kill himself by jumping in front of a train must pay compensation for the damage he caused, a court ruled Tuesday.
A spokesman for the court said the 47-year-old man leapt too late to land under the train and instead crashed through the side window of the driver's cabin. He suffered head wounds but no other lasting physical injuries, the court said.
The driver of the train suffered shock and was unable to work for several weeks.
''Although the man was not guilty of a crime, there is a rule in the civil code which means that for reasons of equity, he had to pay for part of the damage,'' the spokesman said.
For repairs to the train and lost wages for the driver, authorities sued for damages of some $5,325. The court ordered the man to pay half the sum.


What a buffoon. Not only is he unsuccessful in killing himself, he's gotta pay to repair the damages he caused to the car.

This gives a whole new meaning to "I've gotta catch the train."
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Postby mutantseabass » Mon May 22, 2006 10:45 am

If theres one thing that people in America are good at its killing themselves. I will go with Germany.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon May 22, 2006 10:47 am

I'm going to go with Germany. I think attempted suicide is against the law in the US.

Also:
The driver of the train suffered shock and was unable to work for several weeks.
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Postby Sixxgunn » Mon May 22, 2006 10:58 am

Of course I guessed right the two previous times but didn't participate, so now I will guess it's Germany and I will be wrong. That's the way my life works.
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Postby mutantseabass » Mon May 22, 2006 11:03 am

Sixxgunn wrote:Of course I guessed right the two previous times but didn't participate, so now I will guess it's Germany and I will be wrong. That's the way my life works.


Man i got a good laugh out of that. ;-D
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Postby VaderFin » Mon May 22, 2006 11:42 am

GERMANY!!!!!!
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Postby VHawk15 » Mon May 22, 2006 11:45 am

Yeah, that's gotta be Germany.
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Postby houstonherdfan » Mon May 22, 2006 12:22 pm

I will go with Germany because, he was able to jump through the window of the train. That would make it one of those commuter type trains. I think there is probably a better chance of this in Germany. I don't think there are many of those commuter trains in Florida.
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Postby steelerfan513 » Mon May 22, 2006 12:38 pm

that has to be germany. there arent too many trains in florida, i believe.
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Postby moonhead » Mon May 22, 2006 1:01 pm

i'm going with florida. i'd do just about anything to get away from all those old people and beautiful weather too. :-b
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