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Postby awwchrist » Mon May 22, 2006 5:11 pm

So in the process of getting the house ready to sell I had Chemdry come to clean our carpets.

Not more than 2 hours after Chemdry left, in a matter of 7 unsupervised, very suspiciously silent minutes, my three year old son had pilfered 7 or 8 Hershey Kisses from the kitchen counter and taken them to the frontroom. In turn, sharing them with my even less discretionary one year old son.

There are now 4 big ass chocolate stains in the middle of the rug.
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Postby bagobonez » Mon May 22, 2006 5:12 pm

Sigh.
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Postby mysticphysh » Mon May 22, 2006 5:13 pm

fear the silence my friend...fear the silence.... :-o
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Postby VaderFin » Mon May 22, 2006 5:13 pm

OW. Sorry man, that hurts I know. :,-(
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Postby PackerAttack84 » Mon May 22, 2006 5:14 pm

On the bright side it's a rug. :-/
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Postby moonhead » Mon May 22, 2006 5:18 pm

at least the kid wasn't allergic to the chocolate.
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Postby mutantseabass » Mon May 22, 2006 7:23 pm

That sucks Aww. I have had that happen to me before only it was licorice. Luckily for me i have a commercial carpet cleaning machine that i purchased from my old company. The chewed red stained licorice never came out of the carpet. The funny thing is all of my kids hate licorice but for some reason had to eat mine. Well not exactly eat it more like chew it up keep it in their mouth for a while and let the saliva settle in then proceed to machine gun it all over my carpet. Nice to see you around Aww, good luck with that move man.
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Postby TTTBone » Mon May 22, 2006 7:42 pm

Spot Shot. ;-D
I've taken out red-wine stains with that stuff.
Kids are fun, eh?.
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Postby knapplc » Mon May 22, 2006 7:45 pm

TTTBone wrote:Spot Shot. ;-D
I've taken out red-wine stains with that stuff.
Kids are fun, eh?.


I second that! Spot Shot is a good product.


If all else fails, rent the Rug Doctor. It'll be another $30-$50 but it's cheaper than another trip out by Chemdry.

Sorry about the carpet, but remember that they're just kids. It'll be a funny story to tell in a few months. ;-D
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Postby The_Captain » Mon May 22, 2006 7:48 pm

Ahhhh, the sweet song of parenthood......follow by "WHAT THE HELL!?"
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