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by **fullxtension** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:14 am

A 15-year-old girl won a talent search by "jumping" rope 100 times while seated (by raising her butt for each pass) (Keller, Texas).

Witnesses said a 39-year-old youth-league soccer coach rushed onto the field during a time-out and aggressively elbowed the other team's star player (an 11-year-old girl) in the stomach (but the league has specific penalties only for coaches who attack referees) (Mississauga, Ontario).

A 44-year-old man, angry that a check he was expecting didn't come, beat up the postal carrier (Shreveport, La.).

A catwalk collapsed at Aquarium of the Americas, sending 10 VIP visitors into a tank with 24 sharks (but which, fortunately, had just been fed and were docile) (New Orleans).

[Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 8-6-02] [New York Post, 8-7-02] [Mississauga News, 8-2-02] [WWLTV.com-AP, 8-1-02] [Times-Picayune, 8-8-02]

by **kashikis** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:58 am

wow a 4 for 1 deal lol

i bet those "VIP" tourists dont go back to that aquarium ever again. :-o

by **Homeless** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:50 am

I wonder if there was any way out of the aquarium apart from being hauled up onto the broken bridge. You know, they are sealed floor to ceiling usually. Must have been quite scary for the VIP's :-b