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Postby Sixxgunn » Wed May 24, 2006 11:36 am

Driver's breathalyzer registers 18 times legal limit

Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 7.27 grams per litre of alcohol in his blood repeatedly on different devices when he was pulled over for driving his truck down the centre of a two-lane highway 100 kilometres from the capital, Vilnius, on Saturday. Lithuania's legal limit is 0.4 grams per litre. "This guy should have been lying dead, but he was still driving. It must be an unofficial national record," Saulius Skvernelis, the director of the national police traffic control service, told the AP. "He was of high spirits and grinning the whole time he was questioned." Medical experts say anything above 3.5 grams per litre of alcohol in the blood is lethal for most people. "A person this intoxicated should be in an intensive care unit, not behind the wheel," said Tautvydas Zikaras, head of the dependence illness centre in the country's second-largest city, Kaunas. Zikaras said he had never heard or read of someone being so drunk. Sungaila, who was slapped with a fine equivalent to about $1,230 Cdn and the loss of his licence for up to three years, told police he had been drinking the night before and tried to freshen up by downing a pint of beer for breakfast. Lithuania has one of the worst road safety records in the European Union. Last year, 760 people died in traffic accidents in this country of 3.5 million residents. Most were alcohol-related.


Wow...just....wow. O:-)
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Postby dream_017 » Wed May 24, 2006 11:39 am

Sounds like a fun Florida or Lithuania story, too bad Knapp didn't find it first :-b
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Postby mutantseabass » Wed May 24, 2006 11:47 am

Man that guy was marinating in alcohol!
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Wed May 24, 2006 11:50 am

Wow. His liver should be well preserved.

Good Lord. 8-o
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Postby J2thez929 » Wed May 24, 2006 12:01 pm

Eh, I'd drink him under the table... ;-)
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Postby VaderFin » Wed May 24, 2006 12:04 pm

The personal hero of Moon and Alk.
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 24, 2006 12:09 pm

I saw this story, but I thought I'd get in trouble for using a Lithuanian.

I'll have to do some more digging - I haven't seen any good GorF stories today. Maybe tomorrow.


But this guy - seriously, how is he alive? That's incredible. 8-o
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Postby Alkaholik » Wed May 24, 2006 12:19 pm

J2thez929 wrote:Eh, I'd drink him under the table... ;-)


he aint got notin on us..... damn newbie
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Postby WickedSmaat » Wed May 24, 2006 1:15 pm

That's a lot, crazy.
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Postby The_Captain » Wed May 24, 2006 1:17 pm

He should be nominated to the Liver Hall of Fame.
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