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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri May 26, 2006 6:07 pm

I just found out that a local pet store, just outside city limits, in Ralston, NE, is selling an alligator for $150. It's about 2 1/2 feet from nose to tail apparently. Anybody else know of any other places that sell this sort of animal?
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Postby mysticphysh » Fri May 26, 2006 6:21 pm

You can go catch the 5 foot gator ifrom the pond infront of my mom's house. :-b
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue May 30, 2006 1:14 pm

wow, there was a pet shop by me that sold Caimans (sp?) which is kind of a mini-croc, but a full blown gator? wow...i'd have to cook and eat it before it got too big
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Postby terpfan » Tue May 30, 2006 2:28 pm

I wish I could have a monkey as a pet. :,-(

I saw these things at the zoo and decided it would pretty much be the coolest pet ever.

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Postby knapplc » Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I just found out that a local pet store, just outside city limits, in Ralston, NE, is selling an alligator for $150. It's about 2 1/2 feet from nose to tail apparently. Anybody else know of any other places that sell this sort of animal?


Is that legal in Nebraska? 8-o

Man, there are some freaky people in the world. Why would you want that thing?

We found a snapping turtle in our neighbor's yard over the weekend - the thing was bigger than a turkey platter. That was dangerous enough for me just moving from the grass to a bin where we could hold it for Animal Control. I don't see the point in having an animal like this.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue May 30, 2006 2:59 pm

terpfan wrote:I wish I could have a monkey as a pet. :,-(

I saw these things at the zoo and decided it would pretty much be the coolest pet ever.

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until it gets sexually frusturated and starts throwing it's dung at you.

i'd prefer a helper monkey like Homer almost killed.

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Postby mutantseabass » Tue May 30, 2006 3:03 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
terpfan wrote:I wish I could have a monkey as a pet. :,-(

I saw these things at the zoo and decided it would pretty much be the coolest pet ever.

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until it gets sexually frusturated and starts throwing it's dung at you.

i'd prefer a helper monkey like Homer almost killed.

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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue May 30, 2006 3:37 pm

knapplc wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I just found out that a local pet store, just outside city limits, in Ralston, NE, is selling an alligator for $150. It's about 2 1/2 feet from nose to tail apparently. Anybody else know of any other places that sell this sort of animal?


Is that legal in Nebraska? 8-o

Man, there are some freaky people in the world. Why would you want that thing?

We found a snapping turtle in our neighbor's yard over the weekend - the thing was bigger than a turkey platter. That was dangerous enough for me just moving from the grass to a bin where we could hold it for Animal Control. I don't see the point in having an animal like this.


It's not legal in Omaha. I believe there is a 6' law or something, but this is Bellevue.
We've caught snapping turtles out on my dad's farm (creek out there) near Springfield. Barely fit in a wheelbarrow.
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Postby Plindsey88 » Tue May 30, 2006 3:46 pm

My buddy's grandmother had a spider monkey as a pet...

And well.... Uhhhh....

The little thing would get sexually frustrated, take care of business with his hand, and throw the resulting mess at anybody who got within range...

Not a good pet...
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Postby mutantseabass » Tue May 30, 2006 3:56 pm

Plindsey88 wrote:My buddy's grandmother had a spider monkey as a pet...

And well.... Uhhhh....

The little thing would get sexually frustrated, take care of business with his hand, and throw the resulting mess at anybody who got within range...

Not a good pet...


Oh man :-P


So he was spanking the human? :-?
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