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Postby knapplc » Tue May 30, 2006 3:59 pm

mutantseabass wrote:
Plindsey88 wrote:My buddy's grandmother had a spider monkey as a pet...

And well.... Uhhhh....

The little thing would get sexually frustrated, take care of business with his hand, and throw the resulting mess at anybody who got within range...

Not a good pet...


Oh man :-P


So he was spanking the human? :-?



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Postby Plindsey88 » Tue May 30, 2006 4:17 pm

mutantseabass wrote:
Plindsey88 wrote:My buddy's grandmother had a spider monkey as a pet...

And well.... Uhhhh....

The little thing would get sexually frustrated, take care of business with his hand, and throw the resulting mess at anybody who got within range...

Not a good pet...


Oh man :-P


So he was spanking the human? :-?


I guess you could say that.... LOL....
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Postby terpfan » Tue May 30, 2006 5:32 pm

LMAO...

nevermind. :-o
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Postby Tiki » Tue May 30, 2006 9:32 pm

terpfan wrote:I wish I could have a monkey as a pet. :,-(

I saw these things at the zoo and decided it would pretty much be the coolest pet ever.

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Monkeys are kinda mean. My dad said he knew a kid in Cuba with one and it was pretty mean it use to bite everyone, and at the zoo I remember seeing them attack the zookeepers.
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Postby knapplc » Tue May 30, 2006 9:34 pm

Tiki wrote:Monkeys are kinda mean. My dad said he knew a kid in Cuba with one and it was pretty mean it use to bite everyone, and at the zoo I remember seeing them attack the zookeepers.

Monkeys are mean because they're still pissed that we have opposable thumbs. ;-)
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Postby Canacuna » Tue May 30, 2006 10:26 pm

My buddy's friend bought a kangaroo for $1,500 near Tacoma. He named him Baxter, from what I've heard. When she goes home for the summer, I told her to get me some pictures of the thing.
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