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Postby moonhead » Fri May 26, 2006 6:13 pm

...been told you're trying too hard during sex?
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri May 26, 2006 6:26 pm

This sounds more like an issue for a therapist moon. To answer the question, no.
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Postby jayday » Fri May 26, 2006 7:50 pm

Not that I an remember :-?

Have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey in the bathroom of a Jo Ann Fabrics? :-b
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Postby bagobonez » Fri May 26, 2006 7:57 pm

jayday wrote:Have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey in the bathroom of a Jo Ann Fabrics? :-b


That, my friend, is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
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Postby The_Captain » Fri May 26, 2006 8:05 pm

bagobonez wrote:
jayday wrote:Have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey in the bathroom of a Jo Ann Fabrics? :-b


That, my friend, is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.


Classic jayday!

Moon - I've never been told that and how does one "try too hard"?
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Postby Jimboozie » Fri May 26, 2006 8:59 pm

Try chlorafoam, usually does the trick. Or Viagra. :-D
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Postby skibrett15 » Fri May 26, 2006 9:05 pm

jayday wrote:Not that I an remember :-?

Have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey in the bathroom of a Jo Ann Fabrics? :-b

that's a spidermonkey Jayday. Come on! :-b
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Postby mutantseabass » Fri May 26, 2006 10:34 pm

What is this sex thing you speak of??
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Postby knapplc » Fri May 26, 2006 11:26 pm

moonhead wrote:...been told you're trying too hard during sex?


Yes. I know where you're coming from here, my man. You have to relax and just let it happen. Porn star sex is not real sex.

Try talking to her and find out what she likes - it's a novel idea, but it works.
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Postby VaderFin » Fri May 26, 2006 11:34 pm

No.
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